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Smoothy

A sex act which a man inserts his penis into the vagina and does not touch the girl with his pelvis the entire time. As he does this, he massages her back.
My boyfriend gave me a smoothy the other day. It was so sensual!
by cleiger April 21, 2015
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smooth goose

A term when addressing a cool pal or funky friend, usually as a compliment after witnessing them doing something cool or simply a statement of their cool persona.
Sure you're telling them they're cool, but my god thats one cool thing to say...
Similar to: "you big bitch" "gorgeous young player man" and "mighty cool fella"
Jake: "How's it going, smooth goose?"
Joe: "Wow, I feel cool now"

Joe: "Did you hear what Jake called me?"
Joanna "No but he sure is one smooth goose"

Lance: "Fuck me this DJ is shit"
Tim: "Shame really, the guy last week was a real smooth goose"

Jerry: "Holy cow, feel this goose"
Jannet: "It's very smooth"
Adrian: "That's a smooth goose if ever I've seen one"
by nobby_b December 10, 2015
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smooth rub

Getting someone to smoothly rub their nuts on icyhot and feel the pain.
I gave my friend a smooth rub after he lit my ps4 on fire
by Cool as Kelvin Hot as Your Mom January 12, 2016
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smooth melons

When you dip your balls in melted candle wax and you take them out. The balls become very smooth and firm. Soon after the dried wax starts to fall of and your balls get smooth and greasy.
I love when I get smooth melons, it makes me feel like I'm a baby again
by qwter978 May 13, 2016
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Smoothie Powder

Euphemism for performance enhancing drugs; steroids; HGH; Etc.
I think that guy got suspended for smoothie powder. Out 4 weeks.
by jaydub1969 July 17, 2016
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Smooth Saddle

The space in which one has neither a penis nor a vagina. A smooth saddle is a smooth place in which a sexual organ would be located.
Jim - Yo that girl was bad, did you smash??
Simon - Naw bro, I was about to but as soon as I headed down there all I saw was a smooth saddle.
by distress November 28, 2016
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smooth as cocaine

Fly as fuck!!! aKa THE MOTHER FUCKING BEST!!! 💋
She is smooth as cocaine!!! With all that booty and that smile,damnnn!!!
by Gramsof2 July 1, 2017
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