Smoking hottie

A smoking hottie is one or more (usually leavened) slices of bread that have recently emerged from being over exposed in a toaster.

Oh no, another smoking hottie for breakfast sad face

Look at that pair of smoking hotties!

by Corny Kelleher May 26, 2022

smoking cat piss

When you want to get weed but you only have $5.( bad weed)

“ My dealer ripped me off, now I’m smoking cat piss”

by Rocco C June 16, 2022

Smoking Twigs

Absolutely destroying someone who is worse than you at something.

Bro, you’re smoking twigs, they are soooo much worse than you!

by The Twig Smoker February 14, 2023

smokinbones

A smokinbones is a person that just smokes butts,and pretty much nothing else. Usually has had a hard life of drugs and alcohol,but cant consume anymore without actually dying.

Dad, are you gonna have Smokinbones over again?Cause every time you do, the whole house smells of cigarettes and oldness

by Peteandbird April 2, 2023

pot smoking poncho

a baja sweatshirt commonly worn while hitting some kind bud :

hey, you got shit? i see youre wearing your pot smoking poncho, so you wanna hit some?

by comfortablynumb420 September 15, 2010

Acoustic Smoking

The act of smoking normal, none electronic fags.

Girl: You told me you'd quit smoking!

Hipster: I have! I'm vaping now. Acoustic smoking is too spendy.

cigaretteacoustic smoking vaping

by EmberYoung October 13, 2016

Dick Smoking Donkey Humper

Someone who rolls a cigar out of foreskin and smokes it while humping, or giving anal, to a donkey.

That guy that pulled out in front of me without putting on his blinker was a Dick Smoking Donkey Humper.

by Sharklordmofos August 27, 2016