Scruffage

Any of life's basic pleasures, as defined by the person whose scruffage it is.

Can fall in to any category - good food, cigarettes, drugs, etc.

... and Snuckle-puss was allowed his scruffage. For what is life without one's scruffage?

by deadlift500kg November 27, 2010

Sbuffo

Un peto discreto. Una scoreggina. Insomma, qualunque emissione d'aria proveniente dall'intestino... a patto che sia di moderata entità.

Ho fatto uno sbuffo in ufficio, ma non si sono accorti che ero stato io.

Sbuffo è un termine più elegante di scoreggia.

by Jacob_Sterlov May 19, 2014

Scruffing

During sex, when beard stuble irritates the female's skin in special areas.

Last night Kelli and I were having sex and my two day old beard lead to severe scruffing around her neck and "other" areas.

by scruffer February 22, 2009

Scruffie

A game where you tie a stuffed animal onto some string and put it in the middle of the road at night and hide behind something, and pull it when a car comes.

"you wanna play Scruffie tonight?"
"yeah that game is hilarious!

by Scuffielover222 June 17, 2010

Scruffy Nuts

scruffy nuts

1. Term for your underperforming ghetto intern.

2. Something you get after your ole lady wants you to match her pubic style

1. Hey Scruffy Nuts! Where's dat cup Coffee biatch?

2. The ole lady, she sayz "You aints touchin' me wit da fro in yous pants!" SOz I'zhafed my bags an nows I a trippin with the scruffy nuts!...

by The Moss's Ass January 21, 2005

Scaff

Michael Carroll

Wash you're fucking knees you dirty scaff!!

by The Messiah April 4, 2003

Scaff

err u missed 1 guys, craig mccormack is the biggest scff eva, he even has a lovely fake ralph lauren jumper

it dont look that fake does it guys no 1 will notice

by jamie April 30, 2003