Vladimir Putin

A former President of the United States who was kicked out of the office for sexual terms with members of the white house. Vladimir was also the 1st-25th President of the United States. He was also the first human to exist along with Donald J Trump and Kim Jong Un. Now they all live together as one big happy gay family.

Person 1: Hey look, Vladimir Putin is dancing to Rasputin
Vladimir: Come dance with me
Person 1: That´s gay
Vladimir: No it isn´t

by ReaperFL November 9, 2018

bloomin' punion

another term for a young girl's vagina.

that chick looks like she's in high school, with that bloomin' punion.

by brinkman September 22, 2005

Putining

Doing things shirtless like russian president Vladimir Putin

Dmitry: did you see Vladimir Putining yesterday?

Aleksandr: Yeah. he looked totally badass cuddling a tiger shirtless.

Dmitry: I totally agree. And I'm not just saying that so Putin doesn't kill me.

by Ivan Dennisovich April 30, 2014

Putin Bot

Convenient European/American way of dismissing someones pro-Russian opinion or fact.

Putin Bot: Oh man I feel bad for those police officers in Maidan riots.
Eurotrash: DUDE WHAT THE FUCK THOSE FUCKS SHOT PEACEFUL PROTESTERS N SHIEET.
American: Nothing to see here, just a Putin bot.

by SU-152 June 14, 2017

Pills and potions

Sexually intercourse at finest and running a train on someone

Bro these pills and potions are the best

by Kingadrew June 17, 2018

Putin's Pony

Another name for a Moscow Mule; a cocktail made with Ginger Beer, Vodka, and fresh lime juice.

Yo, Bartender- Vladamir! Three more Putin's Ponies for Ivanka, Svetlana, and I. No, make that four; Ivana needs a Putin's Pony, too!

by Yoyoyammam111 March 28, 2017

Putin Effect

A rare side effect some people experience when walking away from objects, making it look like everything in the background is about to explode.
Based on former Russian President Putin, who was permanently under its influence.

The Putin Effect:
- Putin walks away from an airplane -
* Rest of the world looks at the picture and wonder how many died in the disaster that followed *

by Peralta Alvarez May 2, 2013