Breast Pump

When you meet a woman for the first time and she has massive jugs but once she produces offspring her output is about one milliliter. You cry while watching the breast pump producing the same amount of milk as male ejaculate. This, of course, forces the man to spend immense amounts of money on formula.
Yo, I knocked this chick up with 36d’s thinking I wouldn’t have to spend money on formula. We tried the breast pump but with limited success.

Bro, that sucks. Should have made the baby with her mother. Heard she’s a real milk machine.
by Mike Panama April 30, 2022
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Malaysian pump

When several Asians condensed in a small room all get on the floor and inject steroids into eachothers penis’, then they fuck for a better sensation.
James: How are you doing this morning?
Rory: Feeling relaxed after my Malaysian Pump last night
by Malaysian Stud February 11, 2022
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Arm Pump

After you work out your veins are swollen and your feeling stronger then ever
Bro i just hit the gym i have crazy arm pump u don’t want to arm wrestle
by Shreksualovers December 11, 2019
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Pump and slump

Wanking yourself to sleep leaving your load all over your stomach
Oh last night I was so tired, I had a pump and slump
by Pumper2000 September 22, 2023
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Shit Pump

A term used in the Canadian forces to describe a soldier who is utterly useless. Cannot do anything right. a.k.a A pumper of shit.
" God damn Private Knowles, you F*@#$%# shit pump"
Close your computer you Shit Pump
by Cpl Pump May 20, 2022
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Pump Lust

A person's desire to lift weights to get a pump in their muscles.
The bodybuilder hasn't been to the gym for a long time, I bet he has some wicked 'Pump Lust'.
by Bodybuildingbingo December 19, 2010
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Lil pump

Lil pump is a stage name given to a "rapper" due to being caught backstage receiving pumps of male reproductive protein.
Alternatively, lil pump can be used to describe a person who engages in male homosexuality of 10 or more partners at once while pretending to be a musician.
Example 1: Lil pump just took 20 loads from some guys in the parking lot.

Example 2: That guy is a homo; a real lil pump.

Example 3: Lil pump pumps massive loads in his mouth like a water pump pumping out flood waters in the pump room. Pump pump pump it up!
by Kheetah272 March 21, 2020
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