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The pucker factor

The clench factor. Fear factor. You tense up your entire body beginning with your ass. Usually on a scale from one to ten.
Getting ran cut off, ran off the road, sideswiped and flipped upside dow. Various degrees of the pucker factor there.
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Plöner Pucker-tini 

A traditional northern European anal-tomical ice-cold cocktail. When a person inserts ice cubes into their anal cavity, lets the ice melt and mix with the rectal contents and then is sipped out slowly by another person. The drink can be personalized for "shaken" or "stirred". If shaken, anus must be vigorously rocked in a circular fashion. If stirred, insert a colorful umbrella and swirl counterclockwise 3 times. Anal rim may be coated in sugar for additional pleasure.
Angelica: Hey Andre, fuck a dirty martini and gimme me one of your famous Plöner Pucker-tinis....shaken, with a raw sugar rim.

floppy pucker 

A loose, gaping asshole.
That girl has such a floppy pucker, you could park a truck in her ass.
floppy pucker by Dooosh May 20, 2014

Puddy Pucker 

In short, when one Puddy-Puckers they are (with every ounce of their being) attempting to hold in a fart that they are almost positive could result in a hot-liquid-ass explosion, but the attempt fails (usually due to a weakened rectum muscle) and piping hot shart builds a new home in one's britches.
Enough Mexican food will get anyone to puddy pucker within hours.
Puddy Pucker by OfGoodNature July 9, 2014

duck pucker

One continually screws things up.
That duck pucker killed my hamster by accident with a microwave.
duck pucker by VengefulGrandma August 12, 2015

fat puck 

Someone who is fat and in the shape of a puck. However this word is use to make fun of people who are fat.
Jack is a fat puck. Hes large and no one likes him
fat puck by KTD05 October 4, 2017