e-pistle

An excessively long e-mail, giving unnecessary information or unsolicited advice.

"My dad always writes really long emails telling me what to do, they're like e-pistles of St. Paul!"

by witz April 20, 2007

Shrimp Pistol

1. An obscenely and unnecessarily small penis.
2. Chris' penis

-Is it even possible to have renal sex with an opossum?
-I don't know about you guys, but i have a shrimp pistol

by The Jents April 4, 2009

Ten Cent Pistol

Low-rent, heinous substance that disfigures you, like homemade napalm.

Because they ruined her name
Well, she hit them with her ten cent pistol
And they've never been the same

by mr.tanen June 8, 2018

Pistachio

An Ugly Bitch

Dude this girl in my 3rd Period, Devon Gelista, is such a Pistachio

by Grunt-Ahuah Bros. April 7, 2011

Double Piston Chesty

Application of aerosol deodorant with a blast under each armpit followed by a slash across the chest.

Come on, dude, we're going to be late to meet the chicas. Finish getting dressed and let's go!

Okay, just a quick double piston chesty and I'm ready.

by rickbrunernyc August 3, 2009

pistol

1. one who constantly picks out chicks to eff.
2. a classy connoisseur of all necessities.

Damn, pistol just got taken into the girls' pool locker room!

by kevin gardner September 26, 2007

pista

pista(s)- Spanish slang for beer

oye holms, lets go get some pistas.

by Tio Uncle May 4, 2007