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Plastic bag of defeat

When people put plastic bags or other objects in their driver side window or passenger side on the side of the road, because their poor financial choices do not permit them to get their Hoopty fixed, or get it towed somewhere else
Looks like that car isn’t going anywhere anytime soon. How do I know you ask? Look at the plastic bag of defeat on the driver side window
Plastic bag of defeat by thedon2025 November 29, 2025
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Plastic Hippo

1. A dangerous river monster who thinks money in their bank account isn't imaginary.

2. Yes Bre, I really am that smart.
The plastic hippo didn't help me when the Mexican roofing crew ordered like 14 breakfasts at once. I was slightly annoyed but really it just proved her incompetency.
Plastic Hippo by OrangeEagle1 December 25, 2025

disposable plastic baby toliets 

To put it as briefly as I can: disposable diapers

They can be called disposable plastic baby toliets because they're made of plastic, you throw them into the garbage can (or diaper pale) when they're full, and they have but one purpose: a baby pisses & shits into them, thus making them disposable plastic toliets for babies.
{Horhay}: Hey Linda, I can't find the diapers and the baby needs to be changed!
{Linda}: Don't worry Horhay, the disposable plastic baby toliets are in the cabinet above the shitbowl.

Raspberry plastic tickle bear 

"Retarded ugly narcissist!"

(used by greg in diary of a wimpy kid 3 when he had to use code words instead of curse words.)
Greg: RASPBERRY PLASTIC TICKLE BEAR!

random guy: ?

greg: damn,i forgot to switch..-_-

Wheels of Plastic 

First coined by DJ Emir as a name used to describe CD playing turntables AKA CDJ's, DVDJs, USB control devices and Ipod DJ devices that pretend to be real turntables. Most of these devices are made of plastic parts. But in this case plastic also has a dual meaning. That second meaning being "fake".

The joke term stems from traditional turntables (Technics 1200's etc) being referred to as "The Wheels of Steel"

The extra time and practice it takes to master the art using the "wheels of steel" vs the "wheels of plastic" tends to create more skilled DJs. The fact that DJs on the "Wheels of plastic hardly ever end up learning the art of Record control also means they usually don't learn the more advanced scratches and turntable techniques associated with Traditional Vinyl DJ Equipment. So the term also makes reference to the plastic / fake nature of the DJ using the wheels of plastic.

Most of the good DJs that actually do use Wheels of Plastic started by first learning traditional turntables and often have the skills associated with that learning. Many others don't and the term really is used more to describe a weak CD DJ and their choice of equipment.
"Aww man they hired another NOOB on the wheels of plastic, dude can't even blend two songs. This club is hist!"

"Damn, dude did it small on the wheels of plastic."

"He was up there in the DJ booth on the wheels of plastic faking like he was doing something, jumping up and down waving his hands and making it look ultra hard to turn the knobs on the mixer what a douchbag"

"The two DJs rolled in to the nightclub's little makeshift DJ competition with some Techs (Technics Vinyl Turntables) and anihalated all the phony wheel of plastic DJs that showed up to compete."

"the Wheel of plastic DJs all lowered their heads in shame when they saw DJ Craze kill it on vinyl turntables."
Wheels of Plastic by Wheels o Steel September 30, 2009

fake plastic trees 

A song from the Radiohead album,(1995) The Bends. It is about a world of fake people, things that are not real and people that don't know why, they do what they do, as well to me it's about trying to be in love with someone that is not in love with you there fake not real. you are in love with I idea of them and that's why it feels fake.

"She looks like the real thing, She tastes like the real thing, My fake plastic love."
Fake Plastic Trees: when you get what you want, but not what you need.

paper in plastic 

The ridiculous invention of various elderly citizens who think that if their milk spills in a paper bag inside of a plastic bag, their 1955 Ford won't be ruined. Also, it is easier to carry/stand up/heavier, all of which are not at all true. A cashier's worst nightmare.
Cashier: "Hi, how are you?"
Customer: "Paper in plastic please, and don't make it too heavy."
Cashier: eyeroll