OrangeEagle1's definitions

Plastic Hippo

1. A dangerous river monster who thinks money in their bank account isn't imaginary.

2. Yes Bre, I really am that smart.

The plastic hippo didn't help me when the Mexican roofing crew ordered like 14 breakfasts at once. I was slightly annoyed but really it just proved her incompetency.

by OrangeEagle1 December 25, 2025