personperson

The politically correct term for a postal worker. The old offensive term is “mailman” but “mail” is sexist because it sounds like “male” and “man” is obviously sexist to female or non-binary postal workers.

Female postal worker: “I’m here to bring you your 25 annoying unsolicited Capital One offers for the day! Enjoy tossing these straight in the recycling bin.”
Guy: “Thanks! You’re my favorite mailwoman!”
Female postal worker: “Um...excuse me! Did you say MALE woman? I do not identify as male, you sexist pig.”
Guy: “Heavens to Betsy! How could I be so insensitive? I mean you’re my favorite personperson.”
Female postal worker: “That’s much better.”

by Nicholas D March 21, 2020

Personality Getaway

When you ussualy play it dumb, so when you fuck up you have a getaway.

-Dani is always a scared bitch infront of the teachers
-I know its his Personality Getaway

by DaniCapi12 November 24, 2020

person 4

doesn't exist

person 1 hi person 2 3 and 4
person 2 who is person 4?
person 3 I think person 2 forgot his meds

by vanilla8989 November 26, 2021

person 10

the depressed emo who talks to person 3

person 1 normal example now has scizophrenia
person 2 person 1's friend
person 3 former neglected guy
person 4 unexistant
person 5 the popular guy of the example world
person 6 the demon of the example word
person 7 person 1's partner
person 8 omega male
person 9 the nerd
person 10 emo and person 3's friend

person 1 hi person 2 7 8 9 and 10
person 10 what about person 3
person 7 hi person 1
person 1 hi person 3
person 10 there
person 2 hi person 1 3 7 8 9 and 10
person 3 hi person 10 1 2 7 8 9 and 10
person 4 hi person 3
person 3 ignores
person 5 walks in and gets shot by person 8
person 9 according to my calculations that is 176 years of jail time
person 8 shoots person 9
person 10 shoots person 8
person 6 walks in and kills person 3 4 2 and 7
person 10 then kills person 6
person 1 were the only ones who lived
person 10 shoots himself
person 1 0-0
person 1 ummmmm
person 4 hi person 1
person 1 I thought you were dead
person 4 you cant kill a hallucination
person 1 wait a minute I developed scizo
person 4 yep

by vanilla8989 January 25, 2022

persian time

When a Persian man plans on being somewhere or doing something at a certain time you can safely assume he will be late. Things happen when they happen.

When a man operates on Persian time, he usually doesn’t give a fuck about whatever it is he is late for, or is confident that his lateness will not have adverse effects on the planned situation. Some times the Persian man is so delusional he believes his lateness may actually improve the conditions of the planned situation, and sometimes, he is correct.

Zach: Yo when is dinner going to be ready?
Mehdi: Maybe 8pm. Yanno, Persian time.
Zach: So 9-9:30pm? Gotchu

by CheneyInDaMidEast420 December 10, 2022

texting person

someone (most probably emotionally unavailable) who relies on electronic forms of communication with other people...sometimes even afraid to talk on the phone...perhaps someone who wants to hide something (e.g. beaing a cheater)

Please do not text me, I am not a texting person. Can you please call me when you are ffree?

by Bartholomew78 January 2, 2012

Buffer Person

That one guy or girl that keeps you from being either heterosexual or homosexual.

Josh: Hey, do you want to go the strip club tonight
Patrick: Nah, I'll just sit here and watch gay porn.
Josh: Well, Danielle is going to meet us for dinner afterwards.
Patrick: If Danielle's going to be there then I'm going for sure.
Josh: She sounds like your Buffer Person.

by TheMinecraftPlaya June 12, 2013