The Life Of A Penis

The Life Of A Penis

The Life Of A Penis
The life of a Penis
-Hangs around with 2 nuts all the time
-Next door neighbor is a real asshole
-Has a head he can't think with
-An eye he can't see out of
-His best friend is a pussy
-Everytime he gets excited he throws up
-And worst of all his owner beats him

by BANANANANANANANNANANANANANANA January 14, 2022

life of luxury

a demon hunting youtube channel

dude: did you see that life of luxury video? it was so real
dude 2: you need therapy bro

by N3verG0NNA G1VE U UP May 3, 2022

Comeback of a life time

if someone tells you to kill ur self, say to them: "if i were to kill myself, i would climb up to your ego level, and jump down to ur IQ level."

i used it on someone and they never spoke to me again. so i call it the Comeback of a life time

by 55DEadshot55 February 8, 2021

THE LOVE OF MY LIFE

Alex, you are the love you my life. You make me happy every single day. You’re my one and only. There’s no words to describe you. You make me smile. You still give me goosebumps when you walk in the door. You’re the one person that can make me laugh when I’m so sad. I love you Alex. Always and forever my love.

Alex you’re the love of my life.

by Olivia Guyer May 25, 2020

Life of Pi

A 100 chapter novel by Yann Martel. This highly symbolic and intricately woven tale is either the most crazy and symbolic book you will ever read in your life, or the longest and most boring books you will ever read in your life, depending on what teacher discuses it with you.

I pooped my pants today during the lecture on the book Life of Pi!

by TheBeeWard January 12, 2012

Love of my life

The female of you deepest desire, the one that you have nightmares about when you don't see her. She is the person who you want constantly by your side, someone who will walk up on you from behind and squeeze so hard, that it makes you feel. If she would ever to leave, what would that make her. That would still make her the love of my life because it's my life not her's. If she choose to leave then, she never felt the same way, and there for you loved her so much, her love for you doesn't even compare. She wont realize what a rare thing she had, when a man is completely loyal to her and not the other way around.

She was the love of my life, even after she left.
I like him, but he is not the love of my life.

by rainycity!! June 3, 2010

The Suite Life of Zack and Cody

A show about two preteen (now teen) twins living in the Tipton hotel in Boston, MA. Though it was generally okay in the beggining, this show has become increasingly horrible over the past couple of years. Stars Dylan and Cole Sprouse.

Dude, WTF was that stupid show called that we watched last night?

Oh yeah, that was The Suite Life of Zack and Cody. It was okay at first, but now it kinda sucks.

by R-Cad39 February 19, 2009