Guy 1: "Let me call this girl back she was pretty awesome."
dialing...
Operator: "The number you have called is no longer in service."
Guy1: "I dialed exactly what she told me, wtf?"
Guy 2: "Dude, she gave you her phoney number!"
dialing...
Operator: "The number you have called is no longer in service."
Guy1: "I dialed exactly what she told me, wtf?"
Guy 2: "Dude, she gave you her phoney number!"
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Uptown Manhattan, where numbers are used to define streets, not names. Everything above 14th street, more or less. Meaningless jive area, doesn't need to exist.
Everything except New A-Town in Manhattan is "The Numbers"
Everything except New A-Town in Manhattan is "The Numbers"
Guy one: I ain't goin all the way to fourty-deuce, I am staying away from the numbers.
Guy two: Word, screw them. New A-Town pride!
Guy two: Word, screw them. New A-Town pride!
by atomic jerk December 22, 2005
Get the The Numbers mug.The act of taking a shit in a bidet. Usually done by American tourists in European countries who come back to their hotel rooms drunk off their ass.
I made sure to leave an extra large tip for the cleaning lady because I had accidentally gone number 3 the night before.
by thehunger August 31, 2007
Get the number 3 mug.Someone who thinks they are cool because they were the first, second, third or any number thereof to post in a forum thread, on a video, or an article. the fact of the matter is they aren't cool they are little fags with no originality whatsoever.
Guy 1: first! OMG you guys suckzorz!!
Guy 2: ZOMG 2nD NOOBLETS!
Guy 3: ThIrD ftw!
Normal Person: You numberfags are so pathetic...please do the world a favor and gtfo.
Guy 2: ZOMG 2nD NOOBLETS!
Guy 3: ThIrD ftw!
Normal Person: You numberfags are so pathetic...please do the world a favor and gtfo.
by Aedu December 20, 2010
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by joey April 21, 2005
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