M&Ms

1. a candy that melts in your hand not your mouth

2. to be told by a girl that you have impregnated her

1. Guy1: dude i love holding M&Ms
Guy2: bet you would seeing that they don't melt in your hand

2. Guy1: DUDE WHY DOES GOD HATE ME
Guy2: what happened?
Guy1: my girlfriend just gave me M&Ms

by D_A_G_1123 February 16, 2009

m&ms

These are tiny female titties

Woudja lookit that girl with the m&ms. Dunno why she bothers to wear a shirt

by plain ol frank June 22, 2007

m&ms

Chocolate skittles.

These m&ms are the shiznit!

by TheRealSmallShady August 25, 2016

m&ms

Absolute perfection, when eaten, can result in being enlightened by god, created by the gods for the gods, although some slipped down from the heavens and are able to be accessed by us mere mortals, resulting in enlightenment by the gods.

Sam: Damn when did Sam become so smart
Sam: It all started when he ate those damned m&ms

by Savitygray December 5, 2019

m&ms

stuff you can but at the store and shove up your ass

M&Ms feel nice up my ass.

by 72ithink February 12, 2022

M & Ms and Butt Cracks

The definition of a smell of combined hard work, sweat, and grease, often the smell of a truck full of doodes who just worked on airplanes for 12 hours in the hot sun.

"Man, it smells like M&M's and butt cracks all up in this mutha fucka."

by tattsnteeth2 June 11, 2006

5 green m&ms

An urban legend that eating 5 green M&Ms makes you horny.

OMG did he have 5 green M&Ms cause he is all over her!!

by missybrightside March 18, 2008