Mount Olive Middle School

mount olive middle school made me depressed. the teachers are geeked. and the kids are worse

you should not be in middle school doing drugs buddy 🤣🤣✌️✌️✌️✌️
ur not tuff for vaping lil bro

mount olive middle school made my parents divorce

if you have locker 3782 just know i pissed in it

mount olive middle school is an asylum, mental hospital and all around prison

by TuffDuoTwou October 22, 2025

Mount Gushmore Mudslide

A specialised sex manoeuvre: You (a man) have a woman in the Pile Driver Position and you all but squeeze out a turd into her vagina, then suck it back into your ass on repeat while jerking off (optional to use her feet) until you both cum, culminating in her shit packed vagina gushing out all the shit and her fluids along with your jizz, which cascade down her front towards her 'mountains' and face.

I thought of this sex act the other day but can't find a known term for it anywhere, I dub thee: "Mount Gushmore Mudslide".
You're welcome. 😎

My cousin wanted a dirty surprise for her birthday so I gave her a Mount Gushmore Mudslide, she never squirted so hard in her life.

This big titty runaway knocked on my trailer the other night, poor lost soul looked like she'd lost the will to live, so I did what any good Christian would have and called 4 of my buddies over to give her a Mount Gushmore Mudslide marathon before having a Mulch Bag session. Best weekend of my life.

by Fuckstick Johnson November 19, 2025

Hog mount

noun: A fucked up situation that is illogical. Often used to describe what kind of outcome might result from an ill-advised decision. This term is a Deep South synonym for cluster fuck.

Guy1: Hey man why don't we head on down to the swamp and do some ketamine?
Guy2: That sounds like a hog mount waiting to happen. I think I will pass.

by We know it really is broken July 21, 2013

Going to Mount Olympus

A place that is usually where the higher headquarters are for your particular orginazation. If you have to go to this place for any reason, it can be a significant emotional event. The only reason you would have to go to such a place is if you have fucked up in some severe way. Although sometimes it can be for no reason. Sometimes the people at the top can just be lonely and they want to see someone in their office just so they can feel important.

Hey man where are you going today in a such a rush? Well I have to be Going to Mount Olympus today to go and see the man. You know how it is the big boss is feeling a little lonely and he has to justify why he exists. So I got to go see the man.

by pantyteamaster July 12, 2010

polish mount

Two guys in a sixtynine position

Bryan & Kent use the old polish mount to make sure they both get what they want on Valentine's Day.

by Bigboypdx March 5, 2017

Murder Mount

Rocky Mount, North Carolina

Rocky Mount's crime rate is so high, it's been renamed Murder Mount.

by Yourworstenema June 22, 2015

anal mount

When a guy skips every base of being intimate and proceeds directly to anal sex.

Guy: Bro, I really like this girl but her breath stinks, so after dinner we just got naked and I anal mounted her.

by Tedro357 February 18, 2009