moist leaf

1. Someone who is just an overall asshole who has no regard for other people's feelings but become butthurt once it is the other way around
Damn that girl is such a moist leaf she blocked me on Snapchat for no reason
Did you hear about Phil he may be nice at school but at home he is such a moist leaf.
by SirIrahOteng March 11, 2016
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Something really fucked up you don't wanna no or you will end up committing suicide ten times over I mean fuck it's really fucking terriable. 🤢🤢🤢🤢😩😫😤😶
Betty crockers moist chocolate cake will become Betty crockers moist chocolate cake
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sippin on some moist

when the person speaking is drinking some water.
This started on a thread when someone pointed out that water was the oldest drink but had no nicknames, unlike coca cola.
Person 1: Hey bro! Whatcha doin?
Person 2: just sippin on some moist
Person 3: wtf
by temmie6209 April 28, 2024
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Moist Teat

The ugliest combination of any two words in the English language. It has been said that "cellar door" is the most beautiful combination of words in the English language. "Moist teat" is the opposite of "cellar door."
Person: Moist teat.

Other person: I feel uncomfortable all over.
by Gavroche Enjolras June 01, 2012
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Hyper Moist

When you are just too moist for this world. #Beau #Jacob #Aj
Sorry Rebecca, I'm just too HYPER MOIST.
by Moisturize me daddy December 11, 2017
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moist doily

Insult: if someone is being intentionally foolish or incompetent to get out of having to complete a task. A very common behaviour among the youngest sibs.
"Beth, quit blowing bubbles with the dish soap and do the dishes. You're being a moist doily."
by \buffalo-brown May 06, 2020
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The Moist Muhammad Ali

Stick your fist inside a girls sniz, get it all lathered up, pull it out and throw the meanest right hook of your life at her. Then proceed to stand over her like she's Sonny Liston
This girl I was with wouldn't stop complaining so I gave her The Moist Muhammad Ali mid fisting.
by BigRigJohnson December 14, 2023
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