Loser Cruiser 

An ugly hunk of junk car with tri-colored paint job on it. Usually a rust bucket that looks like it's worth 2 dollars tops.

Something you would be embarrassed to be seen in. Usually driven by poor people or ugly people.

Check out Sarah's Loser Cruiser.

I would be embarrassed to be driving around in that thing.

Loser Cruiser by jaguar23 December 9, 2008

Loser Boyfriend 

Basically any white woman these days with a black/hispanic boyfriend because MTV and the politically correct left-wing America says that's what's cool.

Usually results in single motherhood.

Ashley LOVED Usher's music so she went out and grabbed any ol black loser boyfriend to show off to everyone how 'open minded' she is. Now she's 9 months pregnant and the baby daddy is in jail for mugging people with a Glock and had packets of crack in his possession. Doesn't matter though, she already hadn't seen him for the last 8 months after he found out she was pregnant. He bailed on her and got aonther 4 white girls pregnant instead. (And bounced on them too).

Loser Boyfriend by KeepinItRealYo September 24, 2012

loser cruiser 

an old ugly shitty car

Ken will never get laid driving that loser cruiser!

loser cruiser by JP November 18, 2003

Loser Booth 

A booth set up at s bar that is located off to the side. There is never a line up and the choices are usually limited to waterdowned shots and pilsner beer. It is often frequented by cheap tipping piss tanks that cant be bothered to order a drink or wait in a line.

lets go get some shots and pilsners from the loser booth... no line up

Loser Booth by edgar1234 February 4, 2010

Loser burn 

A sunburn on the back, between the shoulder blades. Gained from not having friends to help apply sunscreen.

Loser burn need any examples, loser.

Loser burn by Sabricks May 10, 2013

loser bowl 

1. (n.) A competition or label for those in an eternal state of defeat, especially in the realm of FIFA '14. One gains the title of "loser bowl" by losing absurd amounts of consecutive games, or by losing to a female amateur. Synonym: NIT, Consolation game

2. (n.) A profanity that replaces a greeting upon seeing someone to degrade their self-worth.

3. (adj.) To suck major bawls.

1. "Wow, Arya lost 3-1 to Jessica? He is in the eternal Loser Bowl now."
2. "Decker saw Riley and instantly shouted 'LOSER BOWL!!!' without even a hello. How rude."
3. "John whooped Cody's ass last night in Fifa? Wow, Cody is so loser bowl."

loser bowl by dxfifachampakajohnlibabygirl December 12, 2013

loser excuse 

when the loser find an excuse to blame the winner for winning

you: how did she win our Fantasy Football League and she was the only female in it.
me: because she cheated. her husband who was in the league adjusted her rosters and picked all her players for her on draft day.
winner: I picked my own team and adjusted my rosters every week. that's the ultimate Loser Excuse.

loser excuse by moviestacks December 30, 2013