Long walk for a biscuit 

A long way to go for something not that impressive. Most commonly used to describe boring jokes and stories.

X: That set up was like 4 minutes long, and the punchline wasn't even funny!

Y: Yeah, it was long walk for a biscuit.

Long walk for a biscuit by Jkins August 5, 2010

Long Rune

Like a long time, but longer.

Guy One: "When did you meet her?"
Guy Two: "It was a long rune ago man :|"

Long Rune by notnathan:| January 2, 2011

Long Island Dip 

v. The gentleman, who may or may not be from Long Island, whilst nude, lowers his balls into a prepared chalice of mouthwash (i.e. Listerine) of any chosen variety (i.e. Cool Mint) and then places said balls into the open mouth of a willing participant who then gargles, relishing in the refreshing sensation.

Linda's mouth was feeling not-so-fresh after eating at that Italian restaurant, so Jim lovingly gave her a Long Island Dip in the back of his car.

Long Island Dip by zombieprom August 10, 2013

long beach california 

a place where Snoop Dogg lived with the Rollin' 20 Crips, fucking shit up

"any gag banging in Long Beach California today?" "Of course, just like every other day."

long beach california by J shit October 22, 2013

Long Island Bread Basket 

When you encounter a morbidly obese older woman, lift up her gunt and lather your erect penis with the yeast and cottage cheese fermenting within the folds. Next, you turn her over and penetrate her anus with your yeast covered phallus. Your final act is to scrap the remnants off your cock into a dip container which will be used for a fine bread dip, typically served prior to a Thanksgiving Day feast.

I had nothing to bring to the thanksgiving feast; therefore, I brought a Long Island Bread Basket for my mother.

Long Island Bread Basket by Dr. Infant January 26, 2017

long dick dylan 

The creepy guy you know who wears obnoxiously tight pants. This is to hide the fact he secretly has a vagina, because his penis is that small. He’s also weirdly touchy feely and is known to make pedofelic insuations.

Girl: Omg I want to bang him
Long Dick Dylan: I want to bang you
Girl: You’re 25
Long Dick Dylan: And you’re 11 so what?

long dick dylan by sexy.beasts.and.salad July 26, 2019

long-hauler 

A pandemic victim for which the negative impacts to their health and related symptoms persist for months or years after being infected with the virus.

A long-hauler with prolonged suffering from Covid-19 seems to go unnoticed by many in part because they are bed ridden and in social isolation.

long-hauler by mlhiss September 7, 2020