Walled Lake Northern

An affluent school with no shortage of nasty, poorly raised kids that have no respect for others. Its teachers are pretty good, but a large portion of the students are complete ill-bred trash. Also, many kids spend class time in the bathrooms vaping and killing their few remaining brain cells. If you plan to go here and actually value your education, you must take at least a few AP classes because the regular ones are filled with morons. Most people are generally unfriendly and shallow. A depressing place to be every day.

“Ughh, I have to be at the hellhole that is Walled Lake Northern yet again by 7:15 in the morning. I’m over it.”

by Zupf112 January 28, 2022

Prior Lake

Prior Lake, is a semi large town in the southern part of mn, with a very lengthy and tedious record of being home to racists, homophobes, hicks, and a shit ton more.
Nevertheless the schooling is an entirely different conversation with the BIPOC students constantly being at risk of a racial attack, being that the Prior Lake High School has been under fire for a bunch of shit now its pretty obvious that it isn't the best.
Although it does have a few good things one of them being the BIPOC population and the community that has.

Person 1: Hey where do you go?
Person 2: *sigh*... Prior Lake...
Person 1: Damn... ain't y'all just racist.
Person 2: *begins to cry* ...yeah...
Person 1: Ha loser imagine.
*Principal goes on loud speaker* ... *awkwardly long pause* Lakers we can do better

by dumpsterf!re April 8, 2022

Standley lake high school

Wow! What a great school! I love this school where you can get all the weed alcohol and STD’s you want! This shit wild here, the dean sends out pussy pics to all students, you can smell the fruity ness of a blueberry escobar In every corner of the school and you got a big ass Mexican man who smells like a fresh Taco Bell bean burrito as your security guard. Ms.Seiler lowkey the hottest and baddest teacher in the school(she sent pussy pics to a bunch of us freshman year) besides the escobars, you can literally smell the aids of the school reeking even from a block away. Every weekend some kid ends up overdosing or getting pregnant. Sum sophomore named Amanda will sleep with any guy she can get her grubby hoe hands on lmao, she will fuck anything that walks. This school is every stoner teens dream, so if you wanna get high and drunk and get aids all in one day, come here then.

Yk that Nigga who goes to Standley lake high school ? Yeah he’s got a AIDS.

by PassDaBoof420 June 4, 2022

Dumping Rocks in a Lake

When you take one of those shits that sounds like you just through a bunch of rocks into a lake.

Did you hear Ryan dumping rocks in a lake when he was in the bathroom?

by KittensOnPCP August 30, 2010

but we can't all be lake ducks

bɐtwi:kɐ:nto:lbi:læikdɐks a metamorphic phrase that can be adapted to mean whatever you need it to mean, versatile, like the pathological liar of the idiom world.

Angela: We know that the ants are responsible for the decline of the Roman Empire.
Natalie: I know, but we can't all be lake ducks.

by Ant_Queen March 7, 2018

lakeithia

Describes one made from unicorn dust and glitter. Can be very petty but wants to do better but can't..loves people and lemon pepper wings

Hi my name is lakeithia.

by Keit December 22, 2016

Lake Placid

Known for the 1932 and 1980 Olympics and nothing else. Rich dicks visit the town in summer and fill the narrow two-lane main street trying to go to Starbucks. If the Miracle on Ice hadn't happened here, the past string of shitty governors of New York would not have dumped millions into funding the overrated ski town. Whiteface ski prices are expensive even for the rich assholes that live there. Lake Placid's shadow blocks out any success possible for the neighboring towns of Tupper Lake and Saranac Lake. Everyone from Lake Placid is either rich, a dick, or both.

Lake Placid Native: Woohoo Miracle on Ice was lit! We're the best place on the planet!
Tupper Lake Native: You're why our town gets no funding.
Saranac Lake Native: Tupper Lake sucks. Shut up you Lake Placid wanna-be.

by anonymous May 12, 2018