Warm arse on the lap

Irish term. Another term for spooning.

Couldn’t get out of the bed this morning. There was a warm arse on the lap

by Golden V January 4, 2025

Lap

Abbreviation for loose ass pussy

“You lap b*tch!”

by Mia Avion April 10, 2021

miracle lap

driving around town, in a large circle, in the hope of finding something fun to do before you get back to where you started.

"Hannah and I did the miracle lap and didn't find anything to do"

by MasterBater February 4, 2013

Turd in my lap

This is a situation that is given to you - avoidable - but has to solved immediately

You lost your only pair of glasses after I begged you to buy another pair weeks ago! Thanks for tossing a turd in my lap!

by Safety Lane February 24, 2022

Fanal Lap

A race against a bear.
An event that is extremely tough.
first conceived when an acrostic poem went south.

"you are a fanal lap"
"fanal lap, that was tough"

by Steve Mohikia August 31, 2009

trout lap

Is where you go to the strip club, get a lap dance and the stripper is really getting into it soo much her sweaty, juicy pussy drips on you making your pants smell like trout.

Damn! I'm going to have to throw these pants away from the trout lap I got at Fantasies last night!

by Trolkin King November 17, 2017

LAP

LAP: Liberal American Princess

Symptoms:
• Passive aggressive
• Controlling
• Prefers money to love
• Prefers diamonds to flowers
• Prefers scarves to happiness

• Favorite friend is the mirror

• Posts selfies
• Wears fashion masks
• BoHo Chic
• Has a designer dog
• Was debutante/sorority girl

• Pretends not to know anything about politics.

• Often dates rich politicians and other wealthy individuals.

• After marriage, turns into a witch.
• Older ones are either divorced or widowed.

Tiffany is an LAP, so is her mom, Karen

by Rett. A wood elf. May 4, 2021