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glory lap

Running the whole way round a university/college faculty while naked, to celebrate a successful night out. This is sometimes done as a dare and almost always whilst pissed.
1. "Man, that was the best night out ever. Wanna do a glory lap around the History fac on our way back to our dorms?"

2. "I don't feel ready to call it a night yet. Let's do a glory lap"

3. "Drinks on me tomorrow night if you do a glory lap around the library"
by prohobbit September 28, 2018
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Vic-tory lap

When one lady reaches down the front, and another reaches down the back and they join hand at the taint. They hold hands and it's nice ♥️
My girlfriend and I made a Vic-tory lap and now we're kinda gay 🌈
by Ashleezona April 12, 2019
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loo lap log

Sitting on the lap of a man taking a shit on the toilet. What follows can differ from situation, however, possibilities include: fingering, kissing, boobie sucking, etc.
Hurry to the bathroom with me, I got a log coming out but I’m kind of horny. It’s gonna be a loo lap log.
by ChodeFilA January 29, 2023
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miracle lap

driving around town, in a large circle, in the hope of finding something fun to do before you get back to where you started.
"Hannah and I did the miracle lap and didn't find anything to do"
by MasterBater February 4, 2013
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Turd in my lap

This is a situation that is given to you - avoidable - but has to solved immediately
You lost your only pair of glasses after I begged you to buy another pair weeks ago! Thanks for tossing a turd in my lap!
by Safety Lane February 24, 2022
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Lap

by Twilight Cosmos July 21, 2025
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on crimson lap

thicc gaymer gave lap dance on CRIMSON LAP!!
by jett javed January 31, 2021
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