Kenned

a great event occurs which causes your dick and balls to be blown off

Dude, I was fully kenned by that pizza and beer last night.

I got that promotion at work, I'm completely kenned.

by creatorofKenned May 4, 2022

ken

hot

"wow ken is so hot"
"i know"

by kiran (the cooler one) January 3, 2022

ken

male version of karen. u will always find him shopping at home depot. he will always complain if u are trying to reason with his complaining wife. ken has road rage and severe anger issues. he whips his kids with a belt if they don't listen to him.

kens wife:"my kids are in the car listening to kids bop"
ken: also listening to kids bop in the car

by lxvendar_ January 15, 2022

Ken

A male version of a karen which makes solutions for others problems that are not very good and probably annoying

Person1: wow I just got finished hunting deer
Ken: Um excuse me💅
Person1: can I help you?
Ken: are you hunting in this area
Person1: yes?
Ken: that is not allowed here this is a safe place theyre kids here
Person1: well I’m about to leave and I don’t see any kids so...
Ken: no I’m gonna put you under citizens arrest if you leave

Person1: no your a KEN

by Cosmic.sandwich January 16, 2022

Ken

Ken is essentially a male “Karen” it is most often used out of all the names for one.

“That guy is totally a Ken he’s such a brat!”

by 【☁️Ａ．Ｋ．Ａ．　Ａｙｙｙｚｅｎ／Ｒａｔ－Ｒａｔ☁️】 May 16, 2022

Ken

Ken is an interesting person. it’s weird because he can make you feel so loved but also make you feel so sad. Ken is a great guy and just will the right mental state a great boyfriend but he does play with people emotions not on purpose of course but still he does hurt you sometimes. Other than that one could bring you way more happiness. Even if you and ken are just friends keep close to your ken, cause I lost mine

Me:I love you ken

Ken: I love you too you are the prettiest girl in the world

by Lovely living May 18, 2022

Ken

Barbie’s gay cousin she think is her boy even tho he’s using her to get to barbie’s jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr’s dad.

Person 1: Ur mom is a Ken!

Person 2: Ur mom is a Blair princess Sophya

by wee_eejit May 29, 2022