croc jocks

1.Girls that always want the D.

2.A girl who always wants to have sex and won't quit riding your jock.

3.A croc-jock.

croc jocks
Hey Samantha always wants the D she's such a croc-jock.
Tiffany won't leave me alone she keeps trying to force me into sex.

Why's, she acting like such a croc-jock?
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Self-Jocking

To be openly and shamelessly self-absorbed, placing yourself on a pedestal, most times undeservedly and annoyingly so. Being on your own nuts, as if you’re figuratively sucking yourself off for attention and identity-creating affirmation. Auto-hypersensationalism.
Instagram is an excellent platform to observe excessive self-jocking behavior, which reeks of desperation.
by Kirkury October 23, 2020
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Totally Jocked

To be totally jocked is to be built like Requis. I.e, Dwayne the Rock Johnson. To get totally jocked, everything you do has to be an exercise, even sleeping.
Woah, that dude is totally jocked! Wow! That dude is so hot because he is totally jocked.
by TheJockedMaster May 24, 2021
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crosby jocks

when your misses is so drunk she vomits in your jock draw, not realizing it is not the toilet.
She was so wasted she had a Crosby jocks situation.
by melaniecrazy February 21, 2015
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Grundle Jocking

Matt was jocking my grundle yesterday.. it got really annoying. <<< Also known as Grundle Jocking
by np600 March 06, 2010
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jock-a-rambo

A jock-a-rambo is an athlete engaged in violent contact sports who is highly aggressive, often in part owing to the use of steroids. More than other athletes, his violence defines him. He suffers from the mindset that the hard hit, high sticking, whip tackling, spearing, brushback pitches, hard sliding, and other marginal or illegal techniques are essential ways to gain an edge in competition.
Jack Tatum, free safety for the Oakland Raiders in the 1970s, paralyzed Darryl Stingley of the New England Patriots in a 1978 NFL preseason game with a very violent, though legal, hit. He recounted this incident in the ultimate jock-a-rambo book, THEY CALL ME ASSASSIN, published in 1979.
by Circus Room October 24, 2011
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Jock Riding

I always took "jock Riding" to mean haters riding ur jock all the time, talking sh*t. This is the way I often personally hear the phrase used in gangsta rap, basically. 90s west coast gangsta rap, not no pussy ass shit.
Get tf off my jock jealous ass hater jock Riding
by Pwnager57 December 18, 2022
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