jerk off challenge

Try and see how long you can go without jerking off

I was able to make it about 5 minutes into the jerk off challenge without jerking off.

by JrkOFF September 19, 2017

circle jerk

A group discussion involving management types who lack any real substantive knowledge of the topic at hand. The outcome of which is a decision that adversely affects those who are actually tasked to do the work. A circle jerk is almost always followed by a clusterfuck.

Because management got together and decided this in a circle jerk, I'm left to deal with this clusterfuck.

by Thomas Joseph May 15, 2005

Jekowsky

Strange human who is seen as a homosexual by his peers and is noted for their distinctive emo clothing. Often, a jekowsky will look at popular girl's webshots and ask what their boyfriends have that he doesn't.

Oh look, it's a jekowsky, let's beat the hell out of him!

by CrazyBill September 3, 2005

The Risky Jerk

The risky jerk is a very dangerous, ballsy move. You must stand next to your parent's bed while they are sleeping, and masterbate. You must complete all the way till release. The riskyness is doing this next the head of your sleeping parents, they could wake at any moment.

DUDE! I tryed to do the risky jerk but my dad woke up half way through and cut it off!

by Johnny Donn July 20, 2008

jerk ass

A person (usually in a group of friends) who insults people for no reason just to look cool.

The Jerk Ass: "Hey frank your a loser whered you get that shirt? marshalls?
The Jerk Asses Posse: "Shut up Jerk Ass...."

by sleekdizzle November 3, 2005

ketchup jerk

A hand job done with the thumb on the bottom of the shaft.

1. A discreet hand job.
2. Giving a hand job while looking away or covering one's face shamefully.
3. A hand job done out of obligation.
4. A rushed hand job.

A. Hey dude, your girl gave me a ketchup jerk under the table.

by WillBriz August 28, 2006

jerk off

to masturbate with hands

i jerked off over kirsty's pretty pink painted toes

by kirsty's toe smeller March 4, 2005