jeff up

to screw up really really bad

make sure you don’t jeff up.

by katealexander11 June 10, 2018

Jeffie

Someone who always backs a Kickstarter the moment it goes up, and always at the highest tier.

"Hey bro, you see that new Praxis Kickstarter?" ... "Yeah, man, I pounced on that shit instantly. Top Tier!" ... "You're such a fucking Jeffie!"

"That new RPG Kickstarter last night ... I Jeffied that shit quick!"

by zeroprep August 2, 2018

Jefferson, Ohio

A mostly farm town located near Ashtabula, Ohio. It has a small population and everyone that lives there knows each other well. There's not much to do with the exception of a few bars and a bowling alley. On weekends most of the local teens have fires with friends and share a few beers. There is a local Fairgrounds where the Ashtabula County Fair is held every year and a small Sheriff Department which watches over the small town.

In Jefferson, Ohio you may see a lot of cows

by DipSpitJuice September 27, 2018

jeff basos

the action of losing a shit ton of money in a divorce and then being publicly shamed to the point of losing all your hair and looking like a boiled fucking egg screwed a 54 year old Russian guy

wow that guy looks like a real jeff basos, what a loser

by Communist boi 68 plus 1 March 13, 2019

Jeff'd

To be jeff'd is to have one's asshole licked in a delicate but succulent way. One will often see how far one's tounge will get in and have a proper scoop around. Everyone wants to be Jeff'd... Do you?

Ideally you have to be on your back with your legs at a 90 degree angle for proper access to the anal cavity.

Started off in August 2019 in Prague and became a trend.

I got jeff'd last night and it's put a spring in my step and she didn't have to pay for pudding it's a win win situation.

by Cardiff Jeff August 23, 2019

Jeff

Jeff is commonly used as a name for silly duck but can be used for people as well e.g nymphs Jeff jeff

Jeff the duck went for a walk with nymph

by Jessyttt October 15, 2019

Jeffery ratio

An unreasonable and unenjoyable ratio of alcohol to anything else.

Yooo this Jeffery ratio sucks dick.

by Lawlderp December 7, 2019