Internet

The world's biggest repository of porn.

the internet is for porn.

by Ikin May 30, 2008

Internet high five

when two people chatting over the internet place their hands on the screen and high 5.

Guy1: i'd ask for an internet high five but i fear the rejection :(

Girl1: Aww i will

Guy1: 3 2 1 GO

Girl1: we are so cool

by dave anonymous davidson December 31, 2008

Internet black hole

When you get on the internet to do one little thing that won't take long, but then you see a link to something interesting, then something else, and before you know it you've spent three hours on your computer.

I meant to check my email then do some chores, but my email had Myspace updates and new videos on Hulu. I got sucked into an internet black hole.

by ViviWannabe January 27, 2010

Internet Deficit Disorder (IDD)

Internet Deficit Disorder (IDD) is a new phenomenon whereby all Lebanese citizens exhibit strange behaviors when the internet starts acting up. Symptoms include fear of rain (a common factor in connections cutting off) and repeatedly pressing buttons for no reason due to refreshing web pages so often.

A victim of Internet Deficit Disorder (IDD) uses an Umbrella indoors while it rains outdoors because he/she fears the loss of the internet connection.

by ResearcherWho! November 26, 2018

Internet drama

A controversial type of event in which dramatics and stresses takes place on the Internet, usually a social media such as Facebook and Twitter and even messaging apps like Discord, that would never happen in real-life or real person-to-person interaction.

This controversial type of event can lead to worsening mental health and stress.

"I had involved on the worst internet drama that happened in mid-2017 in which took place on Facebook, YouTube and Fandom wikis. This made me to smash my Macintosh keyboard in which is a huge waste of money." - The creator of this definition

by Ryan900USAYT March 12, 2022

Rule 54 of The Internet

If there is a song on the internet, there is a Megalovania remix of it.

Is there a megalovania x Space Jam? Apply Rule 54 of The Internet.

by Dartheron April 29, 2020

Internet Hero

That guy who clearly spends too much time on the forums. His posts are generally characterized by a snooty tone, good grammar, and overuse of "..." and "-_-". The Internet Hero is often targeted by hoards of trolls but never realizes it, concluding that his spectacular intelligence makes everyone else a heathen.

Whenever an Internet Hero realizes he has lost, he'll often resort to cop-outs to cover for his stupidity: "U mad bro", "Cool story, bro", "Lol, whatever", etc.

Internet Hero: *Long-winded, arrogant post*
Heathen: But that doesn't make any sense.
Internet Hero: Just because you're too much of an idiot to understand my logic doesn't mean it doesn't make sense.
Everyone Else on the Forum: It doesn't make sense.
Interent Hero: Lol, whatever...why are there so many idiots on this forum? -_-

by randomsomething October 13, 2012