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hammer drill

Stacy said she got a hammer drill last night.
by Drchoco September 6, 2017
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hambergod

Hambergod is the entire universe as a whole or everything that we know of. It is a reference to the Hambergod Theory which states that everything is part the same thing. For example, a hamburger consists of many different things such as, but not limited to, meat, cheese, pickles, ketchup, bread, etc. Which are all completely different things but together make up one thing, a hamburger.
"if you harm others, you harm the hambergod, and thus yourself."

"If you disrespect the hambergod, you disrespect everything."

"If you disrespect anything, you disrespect the hambergod."

"I believe in the hambergod."
by Twisted Necromancer January 19, 2018
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Hammered Beef

Genitals that are sore and swollen from excessive sexual activity or masturbation.
We was down all night. No sleep and now I got hammered beef today. Sore ass dick.

She walking funny today with that hammered beef. Them curtains are raw.

After edging myself 10 hours to every kind of porn imaginable I blew my ropes and put some ice on my hammered beef.
by Eaton Holgoode June 8, 2018
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Hamberdling

To force federal employees to work without pay due a sitting President shutting down the Federal government over a political policy that they want passed before they allow any bill to fund the Federal government to be signed into law without the threat of a presidential veto
"The President is Hamberdling us again by forcing us to work without pay during this Shut Down" complained TSA employee Tom.
by Libertatis January 22, 2019
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Hammerbelt

Teacher: gestures

Students: two syllables?
Teacher: AGGRESSIVELY nods. Gestures, Hammer and points at a belt
Students: hammerbelt?... kammerzelt!
by ponyo_ramen March 13, 2019
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Hammer Schmear

A little dollop of thick smegma under the penile foreskin.
She looked so pretty with a bit of my hammer schmear on her upper lip.

I need to wash the hammer schmear a little better. It stinks.
by Dick Onchin October 13, 2020
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hammer longballo

some player✌️
Hammer Longballo is some player✌️
by realhammerlongballo December 1, 2020
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