Globehead

A name created by people who do not know how the world works to shame people who do. The world was created by Flat Earthers in an effort to get more people to believe the ridiculous claim that Earth is a flat solitary plane. Globeheads are the ones who know Earth is round. The name is meant to signify that they think the earth is a globe because they've been hypnotized by the media and the idea is fried in their head.

Flat Earther: If the earth was a ball, then planes would have to nosedive to navigate it!

Globehead: Gravity.

Flat Earther: Gravity doesn't exist. You're stupid. You're just a Globehead who has been hypnotized by the media. Wake up. Research FLAT EARTH!

by Mister. E April 14, 2017

globe dance

A new and seductive form of dance said to originate in the downtown region of London Ontario. It draws heavily on the stylings of salsa, polka, and the twist. Only a select few have the leg flexibility to complete the 180 degree pivots required in a well executed globe dance. Those who witness the globe dance are often mesmorized by the hypnotic movements.

Did you see Ben's globe dance last night ? He had so many girls in shock! What a guy...

by goRd88 November 10, 2009

Globe Earther

A person who belives the earth is a sphere

She is a Globe Earther

by DoorHandle1234 January 2, 2017

global inequality

Global inequality is the state that the world's circumstances are unequal.

Global inequality include food, education and health.

by pupperlover123 February 23, 2017

omaha snow globe

Your girl takes your cum-filled rubber, stretches it out over her head and then blows it up by exhaling from her nose.

I blew my load then that crazy bitch yanked off my rubber and stuck it over her head and blew it up. Jizz dripping around the sides. It looked kinda like the Omaha snow globe i bought for my niece, except better.

by wierdo9999 January 22, 2010

glober

a resident of the globe; one who lives across the borders and travels more than dwells in a single place.

Globers constitute the growing portion of population all over the world. Many business people, journalists, actors, scientists, politicians, and employees of international organizations and multinational corporations are globers by their occupation and way of life.

by Mike November 21, 2011

GPS (Global Positioning Steven)

Named for an annoying wannabe kid who never gets invited to go places, but always seems to show up anyway. Because he can find his "friends" anywhere, even if they go to great lengths to exclude him or go places that they think he'll never find them, he is thought to have an extrasensory advantage in locating others.

"So I went to the mall with Joe the other day and Nick showed up. It was like he was waiting for us!"
"Yeah, he does that all the time. He's got GPS."

by B-Town June 1, 2004