gerberbaby

When u fuck a girl so good she goes to sleep an while she's sleep you put your dick in her mouth

Her: damn bae u fucked me so good last night u put my ass 2 sleep. But why did i have a mouth full of cum this morning?

Him: oh i gave u that gerberbaby last night

by Gerber baby March 16, 2015

Gerber Status

When your bro is in a relationship/dating a girl who has a child from a previous husband/bf/and or one night stand.

John: "That girl Joe's been seeing is a total stage 5 clinger!"

Bill: "I'm pretty sure that chick has a kid"

John: "Joe's totally on Gerber Status right now!"

Gerber Status Gurber Gerber Baby

by Ginger Fresh February 6, 2010

Gerbin

Can be used to replace any naughty word.

How are your Gerbins.

I will smack you in your Gerbins.

Look at those Gerbins.

by Squirbins March 6, 2009

gerbil Burp

A fart that refers to homosexuals putting gerbils up there asses.

Holy Shit your gerbil burp stinks

by taking it to far June 10, 2011

gerber

When a guy fucks a girl on a baby changing station table, makes her bleed, so she has to wear a diaper

Damn, I gave that girl a gerber and she bled all over the place.

by Kenny Heffner January 20, 2007

gerber

1. An old man or woman that takes shits any time in underwear in public places.

2. An old fart

3. A doofus, or retarded

The gerber at El Pollo Loco shitted his pants and it made the whole place stink and people evacuated.

Jeremy can be such a gerber sometimes.

by Graham Owen December 12, 2008

gerbcore

softcore; pussy style; so weak & mushy that a baby could eat it if it were some type of edible substance

antonym: serzcore

Dude, why are you listening to Dashboard Confessional? That shit's hella gerbcore.

by 2 spotter mgee November 2, 2003