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When your bro is in a relationship/dating a girl who has a child from a previous husband/bf/and or one night stand.
John: "That girl Joe's been seeing is a total stage 5 clinger!"

Bill: "I'm pretty sure that chick has a kid"

John: "Joe's totally on Gerber Status right now!"

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by Ginger Fresh February 06, 2010
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