Fucktart

A poptart, full of Fuck. Has the taste and smell of regret.

This Fucktart makes me want to kill myself.

by ...........................?! August 22, 2009

suck-fucktard

refers to a person who is fucked up and acting like a retard, and really, really sucks.

Jane: "Oh my god, DeeDee was being a total suck-fucktard last night! I was so embarrassed to be seen with her."

Betty: "Yeah, she has the tendency to behave that way."

by Jennifiend April 20, 2007

fucktard

The world's hottest mustard, inducer of searing nasal pain and sometimes permanent nasal hairloss.

Person 1:Hey, did you pick up some mustard?
Person 2:Yeah, I got some Fucktard.
Person 3 (awakes from drunken stupor) Holy fuck! Better get some beerz ready!

by Cheeseboy777 May 31, 2006

fucktastic

fucktastic in otha words means you jus got done having sex and someone asked you how it was

how was it? o it was just fucktastic

by Allison B. January 22, 2005

Fucktastic

A word used in place of saying "fucking fantastic." Usually used in a sarcastic manner.

The chemistry test is today?? Fucktastic.

"Dude, there's a cop chasing us!"
"Fucktastic."

by May1099 November 15, 2013

shifty fucktard

When there is someone you can't stand the sight of, acting suspicious in your vicinity

I hate that shifty fucktard he better get tae fuck

by Dharvtko February 26, 2014

True Team-Killing Fucktard

The Abbreviation of Team-Killing Fucktard is TKFT, the plural form is TKFTs.

1. True TKFT (TTKFT) Team-Killing Fucktards normally have little or no experience at playing games, and therefore are expected to have little or no understanding of how the game works. also known as Newbies or newbs They rarely work in packs, often due to the fact that since they are Team-Killers, they may just kill the other TKFTs out of instinct.
Detection:
The early presence of a TKFT on the field is detected by observing spontaneous, random, unnatural walking patterns while they get accustomed to their new environment. As a rule, abstinence from heavy equipment (RPG's, BFG's, etc.) is well-advised.Team-Killing Fucktards do not have a common specific language that they will always use, unlike n00bs, and may be fluent in several different languages; therefore making them harder to detect early.

Prevention:
True Team-killing fucktards will never be fully eradicated. it helps eliminate their numbers, however, when you give them a tutorial and show them the enemy.

Origin:
The origin of the Team-Killing Fucktard originated from popular Halo webseries, Red Vs Blue (RVB) it can also be said that the first recognized TKFT is Caboose from the series, for killing team-captain Church with a tank in the first season. Caboose may not be the first TKFT, but the famous incident has sparked awareness of the dangers that TKFTs present to the online-gaming community and beyond.

p1- I cant believe he shot half his own team with a RPG because he forgot what color he was. what a dipshit.
p2- Yeah, what a True Team-Killing Fucktard!

by Super-Ultimare-Ownage-Penguin September 11, 2011