Forking

A step above spooning. People's utensils almost touching but not quite there. Unlike knifing which requires something to enter juicy flesh. Forking can involve sudden movement and loud high pitched noices.

Kitchen Forks: "CLiNk! cLiNk!"
People Forking: "Nghhhhh! AGHhhhhh!"

by TriedDrowningAFish August 22, 2018

Italian fork

When one shoves pasta in there but hole and lets it marinade for a day. Then forks it out in a twirling motion the poop being the perfect sauce.

He aldo you should try the Italian fork dish. Me and my lady loved the sauce and the noodle was so marinated.

by Freezedry69 April 28, 2023

Forkful

Similar to a spoonful but with a fork. What are you stupid?

I ate a Forkful or cereal.

James ate a Forkful of his girlfriends awfull Macaroni.

by GWR 5043 March 26, 2024

dild fork

Small dildo that forks into two ends.

Man, Brodie has a dild fork in his top drawer.

by JimmiBeans June 25, 2017

Dirty Fork

Poking a Pandora with a soiled fork at a SAF dinner

I gave Pandora the dirty fork while Birdie watched

by The woodchuck March 26, 2025

3 pronged fork

Also known as a fuckin national crime

3 pronged fork shouldn't exist

by Cthulhu's Servant June 26, 2019

Fork found in Kitchen

Sarcastically used to express something is blatantly obvious or not a surprise at all in a humorous way.

Popularized in online spaces such as Twitter/X.

Synonymous with other obvious phrases such as: the sky is blue, grass is green, bread found in bakery, the sun is hot, etc. and has similar purposes to no shit Sherlock, thanks captain obvious, or duh

Person A: Did you hear, this popular twitch streamer is homophobic?
Person B: Fork found in kitchen

by Arcanestar December 2, 2024