Flushing the goldfish

A good all-purpose euphemism for just about any action.
BOB: Are you alright in there, Jeff?
JEFF: Leave me alone, I'm flushing the goldfish.

MABEL: I feel so rough after last night.
KAREN: Me too. I was flushing the goldfish until three in the morning.
by WhatTheYeet September 11, 2020
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caucasian flush

The white person version of Asian flush -- A debilitating array of symptoms white people experience when eating any spicy foods, including a running nose, tears, and the face turning red. A crippling, full-body experience caused by even little amounts of spice.
John was experiencing caucasian flush from the white bread, causing him to lay on the floor in the fedal position for 30-45 minutes.
by Mr. Statewide April 09, 2020
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Courtesy flush

Having sex with a woman and finishing inside her then peeing in them to flush out the cum
Cory told me that last night he totally courtesy flushed Miranda over a stolen bar glass and drank it.
by Evil eye ankle braclet January 04, 2025
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courtesy flush

A flush you perform in the middle of taking a shit so that the bathroom doesn't smell as bad for the next person who walks in, and also so you're less likely to clog the toilet while wiping.
Look if you're gonna take a shit in this house, at least do a courtesy flush
by Overstored Milk March 08, 2024
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Reverse Courtesy Flush

When you find someone else's shit in the toilet and you have to flush before you use it
I got into the stall at the restaurant and had to do a reverse courtesy flush for the guy before me before I could drop my own deuce.
by LeafyGreens37 December 15, 2022
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Flush & Fly

When you don't have enough time to unclogg the toilet before you have to pee so when you flush you leave immediately and wash your hands in the kitchen sink
My friend had to pull a Flush & Fly before he got the his hazmat suit on to reenter the "battlezone"
by Niggerinthehood December 17, 2018
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funky flush

When you go to the toilet after someone has cum in you and it’s a bit funky
“Hey Al just got cummed in again by John just going to the toilet
Corrr that was a funky flush”
by Mcgeorgia October 13, 2019
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