Faint

Describing a person lacking any substance or character.

(X) is always talking trash without merit. They are so faint.

by Candycore May 16, 2025

flabnormal

How life will be if you partake of just fattening junk food and thus your body becomes unusually jiggly and bulgy.

President Taft lived such an incredibly flabnormal lifestyle dat when he finally passed, they buried him in a coffin da size of a piano case.

by QuacksO June 28, 2025

Flaid

A plaid, flannel shirt

"His hipster flaid itched against his skin"

by C-Dice23 December 31, 2025

Cube Flair

Directed decorations for a workspace or office cube. Corporately defined to be 'personal' to a large extent but the mandatory component of the effort makes it cheesy.

Shaun: So why don't you have any pictures or stuff up in your cube?

Jonas: Oh crap, I guess I gotta get my cube flair up before corporate thinks I'm not 100% bought in.

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Manager: Um I noticed you only have a picture of your Mom on your desk. Don't you think you'd be a better team player if your cube was decorated with more of your personal items.

Slave: Uh sure Boss. I'll get more cube flair up tomorrow.

by SR1972 May 27, 2010

mexican flail

The waving arm movements of Hispanic women when they have had to much to drink.

She knocked the beer out of my hands with her Mexican flail

by Mexicanloving101 October 10, 2017

Urban Flail

Urban Flail

Adv.
(Er-bun Flale)

The act of placing 12-18” long pieces of duct tape upside down on a busy thoroughfare, complete with ends twisted around payloads of feline and/or dog feces.

The Urban Flail should not be performed against anyone you do not have deep distaste for. Strangers are perfectly acceptable as well.

*use with caution*
*avoid routes popular with law enforcement*

“Dude, I can’t believe what he said about your sister.”

“You’re right bud. It’s time for an urban flail.

by Choam Nomsky December 1, 2017

Tainty Fainty

The act of forcibly shoving a person’s face into another person’s taint until the first person faints from the odor. Then once unconscious, tea bagging them and taking pictures to blackmail them into doing your bidding.

Let’s give Jim a Tainty Fainty so we can get the upper hand. Yea, I can’t wait to tea bag his ass!!

by Coke Can June 5, 2018