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filthy mongoose

Filthy Mongoose/verb/(FIL-THEE MON-GUS)

The "Filthy Mongoose" is when you are engaged in Anal intercaorse and you slide your middle+index finger of both hands in the Ass region as well.....
"Awe man, i was ramming that chick so hard, and then i gave her the Filthy mongoose
filthy mongoose by The wils December 9, 2007

filthy pigeon

Where a man takes a laxative the day he is going to have sex. Once engaging in sex and feels the laxative kick in: stop, stand above sex partner and shit on them while flapping arms like a pigeon. Once done shitting, walk out of the room like a pigeon
Last night I gave a girl a filthy pigeon. Her place reeked of shit last night
filthy pigeon by thatbarthkid March 12, 2014

Filthy Gregg 

When a woman cinches a man’s testicles while shitting in his eyes, and then proceding to cut off the man’s nipple with a rusty razor blade. Not in that SPECIFIC order all the time.
Hey John, don’t tell anyone but I let Betsy give me a ‘Filthy Gregg’ last night.
Filthy Gregg by Wizardsndicks July 18, 2018

Filthy scum 

A word used to describe Matty when he is being a complete ass master. Originated from the word 'dross', used in tech to describe the impurities of aluminium when Morris is talking bollocks about non-ferrous metals.
Matty (Being an ass master)
Anyone near-"Matty, you are a filthy scum."
Filthy scum by Spleen_demon July 14, 2006

Filthy Skunk drunk 

When you get so drunk people can smell you from 10 feet away, sometimes your so drunk you can't even speak and your memory becomes ridiculously bad.
Marcelo: Here's the $20 i owe you
(pulls out his wallet)
Drake:thanks
(5 seconds later)
Marcelo: Ohh i gotta give you that $20
(pulls out his wallet)
Marcelo: What the hell happened to my $20
Drake: Your filthy skunk drunk you damn juice bag
Filthy Skunk drunk by DJBGHGH April 25, 2006

Filthy Chet 

A sexual act where one fingers one's partner's anus and then gives oneself or one's partner a Soul Patch with the filthy finger. Similar to Filthy Sanchez except with the added douchebaggery of a Soul Patch.
After I finished off she tried to give me the Filthy Sanchez, I backed off quick but she still got me with the Filthy Chet.
Filthy Chet by SolarNomad June 30, 2009