premature ejockulation

Living out your unaccomplished goals of being a sports superstar by forcing your children to play sports they are either too young to play or suck at playing.

I love Jim and Jenny to death, but little Timmy has no business being out on that field. This is a classic case of premature ejockulation.

by Dr. Tanglewood March 19, 2015

Orifice Ejaculation

Occurs when one ejaculates through every orifice of the body: Ears, nose, mouth, etc. It is described as a very powerful feeling, many times more powerful than one's average daily splooge. A test conducted last year revealed that the orifice ejaculation has a hormone release 69 times greater than that of masturbation, cocaine, and shrooms combined.

Note: the ability to orifice ejaculate is extremely rare, so rare that certain people exalt them as rulers or even deities. This is known as orificism.

I just can't wait to tell my wife I had an orifice ejaculation last night

by sniquemazter November 22, 2016

Nuclear Ejaculation

Ever played Titanfall? Yeah, that one.

"Oh, the pilot ejcted and blew me up."
"I blew up your mom with a Nuclear Ejaculation"

by Nut_meme November 29, 2016

Eye ejaculant

The substance produced by one's ocular cavity after watching a particularly emotional commercial regarding a long distance phone call to an elderly relative or former high school volleyball coach.

Toby, wipe that eye ejaculant off of your cheek, Dianne doesn't know what she's missing out on. Son, this too shall pass. Now finish your homework.

by Headyesq October 13, 2017

Procrastinate Ejaculate

When your sperm is lazy and decides to reach an embryo at the last possible moment causing the child to be born unfinished or defective.

Friend 1: Oh, I didn't know your cousin had Down Syndrome.
Friend 2: Yeah, he was just another victim of procrastinate ejaculate.

by FuktheGaze November 1, 2017

Unsolicited ejaculation

When the pussy so good and you lose control and accidentally cum in her

My girl's mad at me for unsolicited ejaculation

by NEVERapper27 February 12, 2019

powdered ejaculated

When your really dehydrated and you cum and looks like a puff of dry powdered milk.

Wtf was that!! Looked like i just powdered ejaculated like filling a ballon with flour and poping it.

by Sausagehole April 13, 2019