by Laurence October 24, 2004
Get the D.T.A. mug.Terrorist Anxiety Disorder - noun
A mental disorder where one lives in perpetual fear of a terrorist attack regardless of location, as if a terrorist will make a bold new statement by attacking a midwestern suburban middle-class house. A person affected with this disorder will commonly hoard massive amounts of bottled water and non-perishable food in their basement in the event of such an attack. These are people who live in continual fear of attacks and still refuse to fly in a plane (thus allowing the terrorists achieve their goal - fear), but can often be found following anyone with a middle-eastern appearance around the grocery store to make sure they are not up to no good.
A mental disorder where one lives in perpetual fear of a terrorist attack regardless of location, as if a terrorist will make a bold new statement by attacking a midwestern suburban middle-class house. A person affected with this disorder will commonly hoard massive amounts of bottled water and non-perishable food in their basement in the event of such an attack. These are people who live in continual fear of attacks and still refuse to fly in a plane (thus allowing the terrorists achieve their goal - fear), but can often be found following anyone with a middle-eastern appearance around the grocery store to make sure they are not up to no good.
Will and Sharen suffer from T.A.D. and wouldn't go to the local mall because they believed it was a prime target for terrorism.
by Pete Crapia May 4, 2006
Get the T.A.D. mug.Combination of the two abbreviations T and A and A.D.D. (attention deficit disorder) - a condition in which the patient lacks the ability to focus on a particular set of breasts and buttocks, and is constantly distracted by those of other women.
by Daniel Johnston August 29, 2008
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by fattstacks September 11, 2011
Get the M.A.D.I.L.F. mug.Now, we have all heard off BFF (best friend forever), and BFFL (best friends for life), but I made this one up.:)
B=best
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F=friend
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L=life
A=and
D=death
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by lainzy December 7, 2007
Get the B.F.F.L.A.D. mug."Sit your ass down!" An exclamation used to tell someone to take a seat when you're trying to be funny.
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