The thick white, cream cheese-like moisture that drips from the vagina signifying the time of the month the woman is most susceptible to engaging with red flagged dicks; alternatively can be named after the aftermath of such a sexually charged exchange of bodily fluids.
Julia: Dude, I'm not sure I want to stay in tonight. I broke my favorite toy a month ago and I've had a cream custard for like a week.
Seth: Idk you should probably just thug it out until you find someone you like.
Julia: *already in the shower*
Seth: Idk you should probably just thug it out until you find someone you like.
Julia: *already in the shower*
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"Did you know that the Adeptus Custodes, the bodyguards of a literal god, somehow messed up so bad that said literal god flat out died?"
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