crankcious

Describes the attitude, mood and overall state of a methamphetamine user when they are without their favorite drug. To be cranky and grumpy.

He's been asleep for two days and he's still crankcious

by DonJaime May 3, 2010

Crank Jockey

One who is fascinated and obsessed with their own and others' phallic. Usually the first to suggest a circle jerk or dutch rudder and often has a record for exposing himself in public.

Dude, we can't invite that Shawn C to poker nights anymore... he's a total crank jockey!

by taintmonster January 1, 2012

crankaneese

The language someone uses when they are strung out on methamphetamine due to their mouth being dry or otherwise pronunciation similar to having marble mouth. The person also slurs their words while coming down from their high after being awake for several days

Marble mouthcrankanease The sketchy meth head was only speaking crankaneese by day 5.

by LDD76 January 28, 2013

crankified

someone who is extra, extra cranky, surly and agitated about life and things that irritate them.

Geez, ever since Jeremy's wife left him, he has been so crankified with his co-workers!

by hotflmomma February 22, 2013

crank it out day

Crank it out day is universally takes place on Thursday of each week. It is when you tell everyone at work that you are really going to "Crank Out the Work" because you have failed to do anything meaningful or constructive during the week. This phrase was originally coined by Jack Wagon.

Don't forget that tomorrow is "Crank it out day"

by MaskedCrapper December 4, 2013

Crankoocronut

A crankoo and a cronut enjoyed at the same time. Hence, a simultaneous cry, wank, poo, croissant and donut.

I enjoyed the cronut so much that I decided to combine it with a crankoo. In short, I had a crankoocronut.

by Merismus December 23, 2013

crank hoe

Someone who trades sex for drugs.

"got meth" crank hoe asks. " i got dirty pussy"

by ladydano April 26, 2015