Cruncher

Cruncher (Offensive; Noun):
Definition: A person who consumes the majority of their caloric intake by chewing solid food.

I wish I could talk to Fred but I found out he's a full blown cruncher.
Really?!
Yea...
What a fucking weirdo, get on the HUEL train.

by HUELER2k21 September 26, 2021

Crunchart

Doing a crunch workout and farting at the same time

I just did a (CHRUNCHART) during my workout

-Crunchart

by Agastopia queen October 9, 2021

Crunchy Sky Water

A phenomenon in which small, white or clear pellets fall rapidly from the clouds. Pellets vary in size, from tiny pathetic balls that melt on impact, to larger destructive rock sized balls that reek havoc on the city and its citizens. These pellets are actually quite tasty and are referred somtimes as forbidden ice cubes.

Dude, look at all that crunchy sky water building up on the lawn! I gotta go grab a handful, im fucking famished

by Evenbuggerchungus November 3, 2021

crunchy biscut

when your crinkle then get fucked

Hey you wanna crunchy biscut sometime

by crunchy biscut November 16, 2021

Crunchtown

A Dirty rug which has food and crumbs and hasn’t been cleaned for years. It is most likely discolored and needs to be thrown out.

“DAMN GIRL THAT RUG IS SO DIRTY IM IN CRUNCHTOWN”

by crunchtown survivor November 23, 2021

Crunchy Scrunchie

When a person with a penis puts a scrunchie around their shaft while erect.

He sent me a picture of a crunchy scrunchie last night!! It was traumatic.

by applenanaa November 23, 2021

Crunchy

Immediate shame and embarrassment experienced after severely criticizing someone and then immediately realizing you’re wrong.

Madison yelled at Travis in front of everyone for tracking mud on the floors, then saw it was actually from HER shoes. She felt SO crunchy!

by Exceladora November 28, 2021