cops

people that are trying to make a living like everyone else. When they do their job, idiots blame them for the stupid shit they were doing to begin with.

If you don't want to get caught by the cops, then don't do stupid shit so much.

by Adrian January 8, 2005

corpsefuck

The act of having sex with a dead body. All the cool kids do it.

Dude, let's go out for frosty chocolate shakes, then we'll go corpsefuck your mom, totally!

by Mauree March 12, 2003

Cops & Robbers

Old-fashioned British slang for sour-gummi candies. In certain dialects it's also applicable to non-sour fruit snacks.

Geoff: "What did your American cousin get for Easter?"
Leonard: "Oh, some sort of sweets, a bag of chocolates and a bag of cops & robbers."
Geoff: "Ah. I do fancy cops & robbers."

by Myles Grathwohl May 17, 2011

corpse

To describe a person whom is dead to you, who is disstasteful to you.

Wow, Arun is such a corpse.

by Antarctican Fuhrer March 17, 2005

corpse

A dilapidated human that appears to have been rammed in the rear hundreds of times by angry horses.

Look at that corpse over there...he can hardly walk!

Boss, I'm apologizing ahead of time for looking like a corpse--I had a late night.

"One who spoons with a corpse is one who feeds on the hay on which they previously shat." -Corpse Hunter

by colgatefreshyeaaa January 22, 2009

cannibal corpse

a really awesome band. pay no attention to lame motherfuckers like "larstait" and "sven" they are just haters. CANNIBAL CORPSE RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the best death metal band around

by jj August 11, 2004

corpse kiss

repeatedly kissing someone whose lips are closed and does not respond to them

Friend: Dude, did u makeout with her?
Other Friend: No, she like totally ignored me.
Friend: Awwww, that's what u call a corpse kiss.

by sparx92 June 23, 2009