Apple Computer

1) Beige Toaster
2) Drool Proof Paper
3) Glorified Calculator
4) Decoration

Look how nice that Apple Computer looks on my desk.

I fell asleep and drooled on my Apple Computer, I'm glad it's drool proof.

Let me calculate the sum of 4 and 2 with my Apple Computer.

by Anonymous July 2, 2003

Computer Genius

A person who can use "Paint" The archaic graphics program bundled with Windows

OMG you're so 31337, you can use Paint. You must be a Computer Genius!

by Anonymous September 13, 2004

apple computer

1) a iMac (mac) computer for people who are anti-microsoft
2) a computer made out of a giant apple

I just took a bite outta my apple computer, man, it tasted like apples.

by munKii poO July 1, 2003

computer talk

the typing that people use on the computer when in communication with another person online. Usually computer talk is misspelled english.

Computer talk is a fun, fast way to talk to other people without having to type out the whole words.

by Lover123 February 21, 2006

computer science

self explanatory. you can major/minor in computer science in college and it's useful if you want to get a job later in life.

Computer science r0x0rz!

by teh_applegoddess July 7, 2003

computers

Sometimes really great to have around the house, but other times annoying as hell.

Computers are the inanimate version of kids.

by amethyst April 19, 2005

apple computer

A now defunct piece of technology once popular in the 80's and currently only used by idiots who don't understand computers properly (Usually call Tarquin)

by Rob July 4, 2003