Chode paste

Can be either smegma (the crust on yer balls after sex) or jizz.

I got a serious case of chode paste after banging that chick.

by Lexicon Devil February 16, 2008

Chodeloader

an AOL chode who wants you to use AOL

these stupid chodeloaders kept trying to download AOL on my computer

by briyon May 21, 2008

chode ripper

A female who uses her teeth when performing oral sex

Man, everything was great until that chode ripper snagged my dick on her braces!

by Sherjo June 18, 2008

Chode-mamba

A chode mamba is simply the leader of a group of chodes. In this scenario I am referring to a chode as someone who is totally acting not like themselves. The chode mamba tells everyone information that is truthfully pointless. A chode mamba has the power to lead the chodes and chode everyone out in any way possible.

He was sitting on the couch saying useless information that no one cares about acting like a chode-mamba.

by chode 4 life November 8, 2009

chodemister

someone who is acting like a total chode

Johnny is a chodemister when it comes to playing MW2....this was put in by Succ

Johnny is a real chodemister.

by Succulent December 22, 2009

chode chewer

someone who chews chode and loves chewing joshs sack and loves brown eye cream pies

Hey chode chewer why dint you screw her ?

Because i love chewing chode and chewing joshes sack

by bullfuckin shit March 21, 2010

Chode McGee

A person who hands another person a cashed bowl or you're just a chode

Marc hands me a cashed money,

I hit the bowl and get scoobies,

"Wow Marc, you're a Chode McGee!"

"What's a Chode McGee?"

"It's like calling someone a Scrooge on Christmas."

by Pricesswarriorandchodemcgee June 23, 2013