Canadian Snowplow 

The act of respectably filling a woman's vagina with President's Choice whipped cream and proceeding to penetrate her, clearing out the majority of the whipped cream.

Hey buddy, do you want to head down to Tim's for a Double-Double?

Definately guy. Just give me a few minutes, eh. I have to give my consenting girlfriend a Canadian Snowplow first.

Canadian Snowplow by The Saxy Hammer December 20, 2013

Canadian History 

Popularized by the Colbert Report, the Canadian History is an act in which a man performs a maple syrup colonic on a female at a Tim Horton's. This is followed by the male (typically with pubic hair in the shape of a maple leaf) putting his dick in her eh-hole. It is often finished with an apology. Fur trapping is a common side effect.

We had some soup and donuts and I she let me recite a little canadian history, if you know what I'm saying, eh.

Canadian History by mcbot February 5, 2010

Canadian Ox Cart

To watch the hockey game while doing it doggy style with a fatty

i rode a canadian ox cart during the oilers game

Canadian Ox Cart by craig stebner August 18, 2006

Canadian Caroling 

The uninvited act of masturbating in somebody's bushes while you watch them through the window.

I went Canadian caroling last night for four hours over at Julie's house.

Canadian Caroling by Tractor Pete August 19, 2007

Canadian Tire 

A franchised store from Canada that sells everything from automotive parts to Christmas trees.

I'm going to go buy some more motor oil at Canadian Tire

Canadian Tire by Xelopheris February 3, 2005

Canadian Pipeline 

The Canadian Pipeline, not to be confused with the Alaskan Pipeline, is when two people each insert the end of a straw or tube into their butt. Then one of them farts, causing the air to travel into the others ass.

Alex: Hey dude, wanna canadian pipeline with me? I had chili for dinner.
Derek: No thanks, you might shart into my ass.

Canadian Pipeline by Derek H. aka xmypantsx September 26, 2008

Canadian resilience 

When you are winter-friendly and come to work, even when it's close to -35℃ outside

Canadian resilience is part of culture-shock for a lot of our immigrants.

Canadian resilience by Uncle Dimma February 23, 2015