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Benjamin Button's Shit

When someone looks way too old for their age, possibly because of long term drug abuse or some other form of hard living. The term was first used on a Kanye West blog entry, where he described his older looking appearance on the cover of a magazine. The term has since been mostly used on dlisted.com to describe celebrities who look ridiculously old for their age.
Damn, Jenny and I are the same age but she looks at least 10 years older than me. That's some Benjamin Button's shit right there.
by Love SoFla April 5, 2009
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The "Fuck You" Button

The circle button used in God of War to grab enemies, usually resulting in death for the defense, as defined by Yahtzee of Zero Punctuation.
I used the "fuck you" button and ripped that harpy's wings right off.
by BestJaxx April 30, 2008
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michael bolton

An overrated, shitty, annoying singer/songwriter that looks like a cross between David Coverdale of Whitesnake and my left testicle.
by Da Dude October 17, 2003
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cum button

When you jerk off on your stomach, and some of your spooge gets in your belly button. It hardens into an edible button. Kind of like those candy buttons.
After your Mom blew me, I satiated her hunger with a freshly pressed cum button.
by Sweatyygrundle December 9, 2008
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button eye

a wry, witty explanation for that sexy... come-hither stare no one can resist.
"He was givin me the button eye so I went over and gave him my number"
by Shmooner September 12, 2005
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Ward Burton

A very good NASCAR Nextel Cup Series driver who drives the number 0 car.
Ward Burton used to drive the CAT 22 car.
by Weaselmaster January 6, 2004
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tummy button

the umbilicus; also known as a belly button. located just above the waist line.
I have a tummy button.
by ReimondX March 25, 2008
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