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barney boy

a kid in your school who is a catfish and in real life looks like barney and yet every kid in your school has a crush on him.
oh my god not barney boy again
by just_facts_here_ October 17, 2018
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barney

he's an imaginary dinosaur who haunts childs dreams
I hat barney
by bye bye bye bye bye bye March 27, 2019
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one barney better

Nina: I ate 12 donuts today.
Humphrey: Yeah? Well I ate 20!
Nina: You totally one barney bettered me.
by Ellabella824 September 22, 2005
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Brock O'Barner

The former president of the united states of America. The first Black, Kenyan president. The first president to not be born in America.
I love Brock O'Barner. He is such a nice guy. When he was president us black people felt so inspired.
by Mister Beanium November 1, 2018
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barney

...from the surf movie" North Shore"
Barney,Barno,Barnyard, Haole to the Max..a Kook in and out of the water
That Haole can't surf,he's a Barney for sures 'Bra
by phatdave July 6, 2005
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Barney

1.A giant Purple Dinosaur who waits until all the adults are gone and then secretly takes the kids and tells them how happy lif is and nothing goes wrong. He promises them they'll be happier with him.

Little do the kids know that Barney is secretly keeping them from their parents and demanding money from them for the release of the children. They cry and plead if they too much he'll pop a cap in their ass.

Meanwhile the kids smile sing while cleaning up all of Barney's shit and pretend they are better then they actually ever will be. Until all of it spirals down and they find out Barney's been using them and spending the money on cocaine.

2.Another word for Poop.

3.A hippy who likes sex drugs and beer.

4.Another word for penis.
1.That dinosaur Barney is one messed up Mutha F-cka!

2.I just took a huge Barney in your toilet. Let it sit for another week or two.

3.Man This Barney just came up to me and had sex on my floor.

4.I just shoved my barney so far up this one chick's *ss that she couldn't sit right for a month.
by DontbeHatin April 27, 2005
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Barney

overaged man in a purple dinosaur suit who molests young naive children.
by yummy August 10, 2003
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