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Maddie Barnes

A fine girl with a fat ass
Look everyone it’s Maddie Barnes
by Idk1236 April 23, 2024
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The Barnes Buffet

The act of sucking more than 7 penises in a day.
Ugh, don't go near her! Last week she chowed down on The Barnes Buffet!
by It's all a joke June 7, 2011
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barn blew up

what you say to your gay friend when they ask what happened but you can’t be bothered to say the thing that actually happened because its boring and a barn blowing is way cooler.
“Why’d you leave early from class?” asks the gay friend in question.
“Barn blew up,” you reply.
by barnboy April 24, 2023
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blue barn

A drafty blue barn that also sounds like something which some girls believe you shouldn't look up on urban dictionary because it reminds those girls of something else.
by Tim Maddows February 3, 2023
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Barnes & Noballs

When you go to Barnes & Noble to buy a book but you notice it has tits on the cover and you're too embarrassed to buy it.
I saw some porn at Barnes & Noble, but I walked out of Barnes & Noballs afterwards.
by RockManZero3 January 21, 2020
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Broad Side of a Barn

Something you can't hit if your marksmanship is very poor.
Man dude, I just don't trust you with guns. You couldn't hit the broad side of a barn if you tried.
by Ubeenbamboozledson July 4, 2021
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Barnes

When you need to borrow £10 or a ''tenner'' from a friend.

In reference to Alan Barnes donating £10 to the woman who raised a few hundred thousand for him and then received a bill stating she had to pay somewhere around £7,000. Our young local hero Alan give her a tenner for her troubles. Top lad.
Can you help me out mate?

Yeah what is it bro?

I'm skint at the moment, can you lend me a Barnes?
by Gwent Skilatchie February 21, 2021
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