1.A giant Purple Dinosaur who waits until all the adults are gone and then secretly takes the kids and tells them how
happy lif is and nothing goes wrong. He promises them they'll be happier with him.
Little do the kids know that Barney is secretly keeping them from their parents and demanding money from them for the release of the children. They cry and plead if they too much he'll pop a cap in their
ass.
Meanwhile the kids smile sing while cleaning up all of Barney's shit and pretend they are better then they actually ever will be. Until all of it spirals down and they find out Barney's been using them and spending the money on
cocaine.
2.Another word for
Poop.
3.A hippy who likes sex drugs and
beer.
4.Another word for penis.
1.That dinosaur Barney is one messed up Mutha F-cka!
2.I just took a huge Barney in your toilet. Let it sit for another week or
two.
3.Man This Barney just came up to me and had sex on my
floor.
4.I just shoved my barney so far up this one
chick's *ss that she couldn't sit right for a month.
