DontbeHatin's definitions
1. A word used when your girlfriend just found out her best friend has been sleeping with you, and her brother, and her out of town cousin.
Usually it results in a cat fight in which she slaps the bitch and they start rolling around slapping and pulling hair. While Guys stand around watching waiting to see some panties. unfortunately most of the time their panties reveal a dark secret... Mr. Happy! Then you decided to pull your so called 'girlfriend' and chuck her out the plexiglass window.
2.See Don't go there girlfriend
Usually it results in a cat fight in which she slaps the bitch and they start rolling around slapping and pulling hair. While Guys stand around watching waiting to see some panties. unfortunately most of the time their panties reveal a dark secret... Mr. Happy! Then you decided to pull your so called 'girlfriend' and chuck her out the plexiglass window.
2.See Don't go there girlfriend
1."Oh no you di'n't!" "Oh yes I did!"
"Oh really?" "Really!" "F-cking skank b-tch go suck your mother's hairy -ss. You stupid chauvnistic c-nt licker!"
2.JUST DO IT!
"Oh really?" "Really!" "F-cking skank b-tch go suck your mother's hairy -ss. You stupid chauvnistic c-nt licker!"
2.JUST DO IT!
by DontbeHatin April 27, 2005
Get the Oh no you didn'tmug. An Actress that completely has no talent whatsoever, She was in the most horrible movie of 2004 Catwoman Which just flat out sucked.
She's a spoiled stupid little chauvnistic brat who thinks she can sleep with anything or anyone. She really needs to pull the butt plug out of her ass. Rejected the role for Storm in X-men, because she wasn't getting enough airtime... What's that say? It says she need attention because she's a skank. For a better definition of her see Gutter Slut
1. To Shit on.
2. To pas gas in public.
3. An Actress who likes butt sex.
4. Another meaning for Skank.
She's a spoiled stupid little chauvnistic brat who thinks she can sleep with anything or anyone. She really needs to pull the butt plug out of her ass. Rejected the role for Storm in X-men, because she wasn't getting enough airtime... What's that say? It says she need attention because she's a skank. For a better definition of her see Gutter Slut
1. To Shit on.
2. To pas gas in public.
3. An Actress who likes butt sex.
4. Another meaning for Skank.
1. Man I just took a Halle Berry on ym girlfriend.
2. "Oh my god Becky!" "What?" "That girl just Halle Berried next to me!" "That Fucking Halle Berry!"
3. Halle Berry has no talent.
4."Shut up you stupid Halle Berry hoebag!
2. "Oh my god Becky!" "What?" "That girl just Halle Berried next to me!" "That Fucking Halle Berry!"
3. Halle Berry has no talent.
4."Shut up you stupid Halle Berry hoebag!
by DontbeHatin April 27, 2005
Get the Halle Berrymug. 1.A mythical creature, looks like a giant man ape. Sometimes he'll sneak into your house and eat all of your ice cream, then hell take a huge hairy ass piece of shit on your couch.
2.A monster truck which usually does nothing.
3.Another word for a britain hose.
2.A monster truck which usually does nothing.
3.Another word for a britain hose.
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1.Sally:HOLY SHIT! SOMEONE TOOK A HUGE ASS SHIT ON MY FUCKING COUCH!
Bob:Oh shit bitch! I see Bigfoot outside!
Sally:Son of an ass Bitch that stupid mother f-cker must have done this...
Bob:Wow...He's hairy.
Sally:That f-cker ate all my damn ice cream as well.
2.Oh shit! Bigfoot just ran over Skippy the Clown
3.I just got done sucking off of your brother's bigfoot. It was refreshing.
1.Sally:HOLY SHIT! SOMEONE TOOK A HUGE ASS SHIT ON MY FUCKING COUCH!
Bob:Oh shit bitch! I see Bigfoot outside!
Sally:Son of an ass Bitch that stupid mother f-cker must have done this...
Bob:Wow...He's hairy.
Sally:That f-cker ate all my damn ice cream as well.
2.Oh shit! Bigfoot just ran over Skippy the Clown
3.I just got done sucking off of your brother's bigfoot. It was refreshing.
by DontbeHatin April 28, 2005
Get the Bigfootmug. 1.A game were you someone asks you truth or dare, if you answer truth, then you absolutely have to tell the truth on whatever they ask. If you choose dare, you have to do what they dared you to.
The only game were you can get away with licking your friends nuts, or fucking a donut, or jizzing into your dad's eye while he sleeps.
The only game were you can get away with licking your friends nuts, or fucking a donut, or jizzing into your dad's eye while he sleeps.
1.
Girl: Truth or dare.
Guy: Dare
Girl: I dare you to fuck joe so hard that he begins to cry and bleed from the anus.
Guy: *sigh* Fine.
*While they fuck*
Joe:OoooOOOoooOOO This feels so fucking good.
Guy:Yeah you like it dontcha bitch?
Joe:AHHH I'M BLEEDING FROM MY ANUS!!!!
Girl: Truth or dare.
Guy: Dare
Girl: I dare you to fuck joe so hard that he begins to cry and bleed from the anus.
Guy: *sigh* Fine.
*While they fuck*
Joe:OoooOOOoooOOO This feels so fucking good.
Guy:Yeah you like it dontcha bitch?
Joe:AHHH I'M BLEEDING FROM MY ANUS!!!!
by DontbeHatin April 29, 2005
Get the Truth or Daremug. 1.A giant Purple Dinosaur who waits until all the adults are gone and then secretly takes the kids and tells them how happy lif is and nothing goes wrong. He promises them they'll be happier with him.
Little do the kids know that Barney is secretly keeping them from their parents and demanding money from them for the release of the children. They cry and plead if they too much he'll pop a cap in their ass.
Meanwhile the kids smile sing while cleaning up all of Barney's shit and pretend they are better then they actually ever will be. Until all of it spirals down and they find out Barney's been using them and spending the money on cocaine.
2.Another word for Poop.
3.A hippy who likes sex drugs and beer.
4.Another word for penis.
Little do the kids know that Barney is secretly keeping them from their parents and demanding money from them for the release of the children. They cry and plead if they too much he'll pop a cap in their ass.
Meanwhile the kids smile sing while cleaning up all of Barney's shit and pretend they are better then they actually ever will be. Until all of it spirals down and they find out Barney's been using them and spending the money on cocaine.
2.Another word for Poop.
3.A hippy who likes sex drugs and beer.
4.Another word for penis.
1.That dinosaur Barney is one messed up Mutha F-cka!
2.I just took a huge Barney in your toilet. Let it sit for another week or two.
3.Man This Barney just came up to me and had sex on my floor.
4.I just shoved my barney so far up this one chick's *ss that she couldn't sit right for a month.
2.I just took a huge Barney in your toilet. Let it sit for another week or two.
3.Man This Barney just came up to me and had sex on my floor.
4.I just shoved my barney so far up this one chick's *ss that she couldn't sit right for a month.
by DontbeHatin April 27, 2005
Get the Barneymug. They be the bitches working at school's teaching the students.
1.Sometimes they are mean old hags who live to see students suffer and live their lifes in pain, while they are off sucking dicks off of the preps.
2.Sometimes they be so god damn hot! You be sprung!
3.Occasionaly there is some teachers who actually let you learn.
1.Sometimes they are mean old hags who live to see students suffer and live their lifes in pain, while they are off sucking dicks off of the preps.
2.Sometimes they be so god damn hot! You be sprung!
3.Occasionaly there is some teachers who actually let you learn.
1."Mrs. Hag, I turned in my homework."
"Bitch! Betta get outta my face!"
"But?"
"Outta my face"*snap* *snap*
2."Woah check out Mrs. Hot she's so god damn hot I just wanna eat out tonight!
3."Mr. Wang is teaching for once."
"SHUT THE F-CK UP BITCH!"
"Bitch! Betta get outta my face!"
"But?"
"Outta my face"*snap* *snap*
2."Woah check out Mrs. Hot she's so god damn hot I just wanna eat out tonight!
3."Mr. Wang is teaching for once."
"SHUT THE F-CK UP BITCH!"
by DontbeHatin April 28, 2005
Get the Teachermug. 1.Crazy bitches that practicly go insane when there favourite idol walks in their presence. Usually involves a lawsuit, suffocation of idol, or idol ripped to shreds by fighting fangirls.
2.Another word for hump.
2.Another word for hump.
1.Orlanda Broom: Hey.
Fangirl 1:OMFG ITS FUCKING ORLANDO BLOOM OMFG,IM YOUR FUCKING BIGGEST FAN EVER!! I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU AND LIKE I WANT YOUR BABIES CAN I TOUCH YOUR CHEST PLEASE TIT FUCK MY ORLANDO WILL YOU SMOKE POT WITH ME COME ON OMG YOU LIKE HAVE NO IDEA HOW HOT YOU ARE LETS GET OUT OF HERE AND FUCK ALREADY *Tears off shirt*
Orlando:GET OFF ME!!!
Fangirl 2:FUCKING BITCH I'M HIS BIGGEST FUCKING FAN SO GET YOUR SKANKY HANDS OFF HIS COCK!
*Fan girl 1 pulls out gun*:Your fucking dead bitch!
*Shoots up the other fangirls, accidently killing Orlando in the process*
FanGirl1: Oh shit! What the fuck have I done???NOOOOO.... *smirk*
*humps dead body*
2.I'm gonna fangirl your mom!
Fangirl 1:OMFG ITS FUCKING ORLANDO BLOOM OMFG,IM YOUR FUCKING BIGGEST FAN EVER!! I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU AND LIKE I WANT YOUR BABIES CAN I TOUCH YOUR CHEST PLEASE TIT FUCK MY ORLANDO WILL YOU SMOKE POT WITH ME COME ON OMG YOU LIKE HAVE NO IDEA HOW HOT YOU ARE LETS GET OUT OF HERE AND FUCK ALREADY *Tears off shirt*
Orlando:GET OFF ME!!!
Fangirl 2:FUCKING BITCH I'M HIS BIGGEST FUCKING FAN SO GET YOUR SKANKY HANDS OFF HIS COCK!
*Fan girl 1 pulls out gun*:Your fucking dead bitch!
*Shoots up the other fangirls, accidently killing Orlando in the process*
FanGirl1: Oh shit! What the fuck have I done???NOOOOO.... *smirk*
*humps dead body*
2.I'm gonna fangirl your mom!
by DontbeHatin April 28, 2005
Get the fangirlmug.