rude tits

Breast so nice they are in some way offensive.

I had this english teacher in highschool who was a real bitch, but she made up for it with her rude tits.

by RyanMcF April 28, 2007

picasso tits

when your bra goes through the wash and the cups come out of shape, and become lumpy, causing your boobs too look picasso-esque.

girl 1- My bra is all lumpy!

girl 2: Yea! You've got some serious picasso tits!

girl 1- Oh no! I don't want lumpy boobs!

by MADAMEJANE April 15, 2009

tit whip

to hit someone, usually in their face, with your breasts

please dont tit whip me i find it very annoying or how funny was that tit whip i just did on your face

by lingaff December 9, 2009

tit monk

simplified version of Titty Monkey, or Flying Titty Monkey, the creaters spawned from the rack of the hot Queen on Tin Man.

Did you see that Tit Monk spring from the queens cans?

by Monk Titman January 2, 2008

Troposphere Tits

The thinnest tits you will ever see. From the side profile all you see is what looks like a slice of sandwich ham with a blister on it

Somebody put the wrong type of air in those titties. I'm afraid they are troposphere tits. Fetch the foot pump

by Working Class Hero May 21, 2021

Tit hug

When you hug a woman and you can feel her breast in your chest , arm , or any other part.

-Dude I just gave that bitch a tit hug
-How were her tits?
-Could not feel nothing because of her bra.

by jizzandjizz February 25, 2015

Cig Tits

A girl with extremely large breasts who smokes cigarettes.

Cig tits: A girl in your class with huge boobs that walks in everyday having the aroma of a freshly smoked pack of cigs on her body.

by Bones molane December 16, 2010