The Waffle House has found its new host

The lore: Waffle House is a collective hive mind. Every 1987 moons it choses a new host to be the center of the hive mind. In order to sustain the hive mind it eats karens and impossibly hot coffee. We don't know who the new host is... But what ever you do DON'T TRY AND FIND OUT

Noun: "The Waffle House has found its new host"

by Erdtree January 15, 2023

Waffle Ass

The Impression of a chain link fence that is left on a girls ass after she has had sex with someone through the sex.

That Army/Airforce girl was so hard up for dick she got a waffle ass from that Detainee

by Flightdoc October 4, 2008

waffle wagon

The “Waffle Wagon” was initially drafted in early 2019 as a documentary of the life of Jake Morgan. The Snapchat private story initially began as an occasional update into Mr Morgan’s doings and findings. With Time it became an absolute phenomenon, providing entertainment second to none. It grown a huge fanbase on the Isle of Wight and is heralded as one of the best Snapchat private stories ever created.

I watched Waffle Wagon earlier. It completely changed the way I look at the world!

by The Waffle Wagon October 27, 2020

wafflecrush

to destroy your opponite, make him to look weak, treat him like a bitch, annihilate, finish him off to nothing

I just wafflecrush that fool cause he's weak and own him

by stephanie strong January 13, 2008

waffer

bad, poor, sub-standard

That band was complete waffer.

by Anonymous June 5, 2003

Blue Waffle

Dude... just look it up.

No seriously there's no explaing that shit just look it up (Blue Waffle)

by kjb_ii April 9, 2017

waffle fart

the smell coming from a persons anus after they ate waffle, pancakes or french toast

"I went to IHOP and ripped the nastiest waffle fart before we left!"

by Toddler Bojowski August 3, 2007