wifi

life support

the fucking wifi’s gone,

i’m dead now

by crabwearingflipflops November 16, 2018

WiFi Misquito

Streaming on cellular data. It sucks up your data like a misquito.

James: Why is my phone’s storage full?
Justin: I don’t know.
James: What did you do on my phone?
Justin: I watched a movie.
James: Was it a downloaded movie?
Justin: No
James: Did it say LTE.
Justin: Yeah
James: I told you not to do WiFi Misquito

by Whythisword January 27, 2019

WiFi

WiFi says connected... then please act like it

My WiFi constantly doesn’t work

by FlipperDoor5488 March 26, 2019

wiiffy

when you so high that you can see air and feel color

wiiffed the past tense version of wiiffy

wiiffy
i was so wiiffed last night, i was hot and cold at the same time

by itsjustmrme April 8, 2019

wifi slag

To live off other peoples wifi and free wifi from piblic places

Top your phone up son! You’ve been a wifi slag for over a week!

by Big aldo July 13, 2019

wifi chaser

An individual, often female, who hangs out with and flirts with someone in the hopes of obtaining their wifi password to serve their social media addiction.

Made popular by Bay Area rapper GingerJ.

"Dude, don't trust her. She just wants your wifi."
"Oh shit, yea I heard about an uptick in wifi chasers in the neighborhood recently."

by 4dollarscooter September 8, 2019

WiFi rebalencing

The unfortunate act of recalibrating a AP (access point) to ensure end users can transfer content from a network location, navigate the web or print wirelessly.

Whilst levitating half a foot away from a AP, on one leg, praying to the internet god's to allow you to do access SIM's, wondering how many more Aztecian sacrifices are required for the data to flow, you receive a document which informs you the WiFi has been fixed, due to a process called WiFi rebalencing and if you still experience any problems not to hesitate to inform IT Support.

by HelpDeskMagic December 5, 2019