the wiggity weiner 

Strong Sad is the Wiggity Wiener

Um... your the wiggity wiener?

the wiggity weiner by mieky490 May 21, 2003

Colleener The Weiner Cleaner 

This broad enjoys beer bottles more than men. She will dance The Jerk with her bottle when a hot 1980's tune starts playing - something like "Losing My Religion." This long-legged freak of nature will catch the eye of a handsome stranger, set down a nice, tall brewski on the bar and then start deep-throating that mother fucker - the bottle, not the dude. Dude's girlfriend smacks him upside the head for staring. His buddy wants some action so he swiftly walks over and asks the Weiner Cleaner to dance to some thumpin' Tone Loc.

Dude: "Hey baby, nice action on the beer bottle. Wanna dance?"

Colleener The Weiner Cleaner: "I'd rather dance with my beer bottle all night. Besides, you need to ask my girlfriend for permission."

Colleener The Weiner Cleaner by LouWho2 June 15, 2011

Snootch Weiner

When a woman is wearing bathing suit aparati bikini and her crotch looks as if there is a small infant boys weiner in her crotchular area. This can also be called a "vaginis".

Oh my God, did you see her snootch weiner?

Snootch Weiner by Butthole Donuts January 16, 2008

Saugen mein weiner schnitzel 

Suck my wiener schnitzel.

1.) When a woman is giving a blow job or (Saugen mein weiner schnitzel)

Eg.) " I made my girlfriend - saugen mein wiener schnitzel!"

2.) Slang for telling someone to suck you cock or (Saugen mein weiner schnitzel)

Eg.) " Why don't you saugen mein wiener schnitzel & shut up"

Saugen mein weiner schnitzel by Firehawk21_2001 August 25, 2012

Show Me Your Weiner! 

When someone says they are going to do something or did something but you don't believe them.

Can also be used as a greeting.

Girl: Did you eat cupcakes?
Guy: No.
Girl, I don't belive you, Show Me Your Weiner!

Friend A: OMG HI!
Friend B: Hi! Show Me Your Weiner!

Show Me Your Weiner! by Unicorn<3r October 26, 2011

wiggity weiner 

strong sad, strong bads brother who enjoys sitting in his dark basement listening to music or talking to walls and trees, he likes bord games more than most people and gets pummeld evry hour on the hour

i like bpard games more than most people do by that i mean i like board games more than most people do and also i like board games more than i like most people

wiggity weiner by homsar August 10, 2003

oscar mayer weiner 

What everyone on those commercials for Oscar Mayer would really love to be

Those people on the commercial wanna be oscar mayer weiners? WTF?

oscar mayer weiner by Like I'm Gonna Tell You! October 4, 2006